Hello now through a crack in the void obviously caused by Pandorica I have been able to contact a far away parallel world not pete's world a much more far away world not as similar as that world to ours and I read a blog which I will post here about Here is what it said"Election just been yesterday 9Th Mailda 2010 Kate Lucas Won for the green party we are getting much greener with 7,210,942 computers out of 12,818,954 won by the green party this year Liberal Democracy Reports Got 2,608,012 computers lead by the famous Winston Clegg who was prime minister a day a ago and the conservatives came third with 2,500,000 computers lead by Dave Kamera Labour disappointed with only 23 computers lead by Tony Brown the other 499,977 computers were all broken in fights with parties and all the votes were lost so the computers couldn't have been given.Anyway onto Scientist What Matt Smull The new scientist has appeared on the screen with Sally Gill playing Jessica Amelia Lake What fans have critised for wearing 10,000 sets of clothes fans say they preferred a bikini or short skirt.The new companion's face is covered up by a balaclava and her farther has just started travelling with the scientist after the 6Th episode of this 13 episode series who is called Tiger Williams and is played by Arthur Idiot and no that isn't his real name it is his stage name it was suggested by showrunner Steve Cowfat because he is an idiot who normally falls over on set every 10 minutes and is nicknamed Idiot Chinned Giraffe by the cast and crew of scientist what.In the first episode of this series scientist what tried to save Jessica Amelia Lake from a hole created by a dart in her wall which wanted to turn her into a clown.In the second episode the pair had to uncover the secrets of Starship Skaro which was transporting the friendly so called Davros Pepper Experiments who helped the previous scientist through his happy
rebirth and discovered that the ship was being terrified by criers who cried too much
and the fact that scary scarecrows were onboard eating children who were from the alien world known as Australia and wouldn't eat pensioners.In the third episode the scientist faced defeat of the odd in world feast one he had to stop their defeat exterminating the Italians and worked out that a scientist called Brace Yourselves for Wells was actually a cake.
In a happy two feaster the scientist met the predictable river singer who he had met once but knew everything about and he to wanted to drag her into the past with his green terdis shaped book of chocolates and he succeeded but ended up making her kill a woman in the past and need a breakfast from storm college to be released and encounted the strange Woven Angles who existed as stone when you blinked and was forced to close his eyebrows to save the day and pull the woven angel out of jessica's legs.The cliffhanger saw the scientist free in the maze of the living ready to reweave woven angles and chop jessica's legs off to feed the woven angle saving her.In the sixth episode the scientist ended up falling out of the tap in jessica's farther's TV screen and pulled her farther from the bed all the way to 61St conury Revince in Tubekisted where they battled Rosanna Cerverri who planned to reinvent the rat to make the city afraid and also battled dogs with sour teeth who weren't really dogs but giant dolphins in disguise who wanted to wipe out the bones of Revince.Luckily the scientist was able to fall down a clock and save Revince.The next episode looks guytooud with the anti-dream lord wanting to pull the doctor's companions apart by stealing their dreams and destroying them and he has an army of friendly babies.This series has been the best yet.With the econes returning,a green supper with Sandro Botticelli,Tennis and disappearances in a lift and the door opening in the finale with cyberpets returning for us to cuddle we can be sure the series will continue to be good thank you all for reading my blog.
So their you are news from a parallel universe. I will continue to upload more news from this world if the crack in the void keeps open and stable.Looking forward to posting more news from this universe.
Monday, 10 May 2010
Sunday, 9 May 2010
The Vampires of Venice Review
Great Episode not the best of the series but we can't expect too much.Toby Whithouse's scripting has improved from school reunion so has vertly everyone's script writing 5 out of 6 episodes this season have been better than anything before this series but this also becomes the second out of six episodes of this series not to become the best doctor who story ever after being broadcast.So Venice everyone has to admit it looked so much like Venice so Thats a good start.Also their are two monsters in this episode Vampires and Saturnynians and they both can be counted because the Saturnynians were turning humans into Saturnynians but they had no perception filter on them this is because they were turning into Saturnyians most of the time we seen them they were just vampires they had not been fully converted.When we last seen them they were blown up by Guido starting to fully convert into fish from space.Since of this, Venice could have drowned and the Saturnyians would have still died out.Deaths were many in this episode
as Rosanna,Isabella,Francesco,Guido and the Vampire Girls all died.I am disappointed because we didn't see the 10,000 Saturnyians in the lake.They will survive a lot longer in the lake but they will die out eventually don't go gondoling around that lake and especially don't capsize or it might just be the end of you.Questions for the episode Why did Rosanna love Francesco so much she had 10,000 other sons in the lake and Why did Rosanna dive into the lake?Yes she had betrayed her children but she should have carried on and tried again and again with this schooling and everything or was she jumping in the lake to make the doctor think her race had died off so she could start the plan again?I have got to say I love the Saturnyians they are wonderfully created in CGI probably better than the previous success of Prisoner Zero.
What I am looking forward too in Episode 7
1.What world is which?
The Village World could be real since The Silurian Story follows on from that story but killer pensioners how can that be real
The Tardis World could be real because Rory and Amy never left the tardis and that world seems more realistic than the other world So I predict Tardis World but Is this just another trick of the Dreamlord?
2.Who exactly is the dreamlord I doubt he is the trickster but who on earth could he be and how does he create dream worlds
3.How they kill themselves
It is pretty obvious they must kill themselves in someway to escape the dreamlord's clutches I think they kill themselves using the van the doctor was riding crashing into something but if they were in the tardis they would just have to wait until the tardis crashed into the cold star and they died
4.Evidence of Fakeness/How they work out which is real and which is fake
5.They're reactions to this strange situation
6.The Dreamlord's view on the doctor
7. Interruptions from the Dreamlord
8. If Rory Stays We know he is in the Silurian Story but does Amy leave him
9.How the choice is more Amy's Choice than the doctor or Rory's choice
10.How the choice is life changing for Amy Pond
11.Amy Pond and Rory William's Life five year later and baby excreta excreta
12.Finding out what this has got to do with it"I know who you are. There's only one person in the universe who hates me as much as you do."
13.Killer Pensioners Attacking Them One Flings Rory One falls off building
14.How and Why Pensioners can be so vicious
They were created by the dreamlord but that doesn't tell us the whole story
15.More Cracks/Finale Links
16.How this episode links in with the Silurian Story
17.Why the year 2015 is so important
18.Rory's Ponytail
19.Another Dreamlord One More and More Persuasive Nastiness from the Dreamlord
Example"Pick a world and this nightmare will be all over" and "You die stupid that is why it is called reality"
20.The Plotline being revealed earlier than normal normally it will be 30 minutes in but this one will have to be early but will it beat the earliness the dalek plotline was revealed about 20 minutes in?
Rating:9.67/10
Series Ratings So Far
1=9.61/10.00
2=9.25/10
3=9.80/10.00
4=9.99/10.00
5=2000.00/10.00
6.9.67/10.00
as Rosanna,Isabella,Francesco,Guido and the Vampire Girls all died.I am disappointed because we didn't see the 10,000 Saturnyians in the lake.They will survive a lot longer in the lake but they will die out eventually don't go gondoling around that lake and especially don't capsize or it might just be the end of you.Questions for the episode Why did Rosanna love Francesco so much she had 10,000 other sons in the lake and Why did Rosanna dive into the lake?Yes she had betrayed her children but she should have carried on and tried again and again with this schooling and everything or was she jumping in the lake to make the doctor think her race had died off so she could start the plan again?I have got to say I love the Saturnyians they are wonderfully created in CGI probably better than the previous success of Prisoner Zero.
What I am looking forward too in Episode 7
1.What world is which?
The Village World could be real since The Silurian Story follows on from that story but killer pensioners how can that be real
The Tardis World could be real because Rory and Amy never left the tardis and that world seems more realistic than the other world So I predict Tardis World but Is this just another trick of the Dreamlord?
2.Who exactly is the dreamlord I doubt he is the trickster but who on earth could he be and how does he create dream worlds
3.How they kill themselves
It is pretty obvious they must kill themselves in someway to escape the dreamlord's clutches I think they kill themselves using the van the doctor was riding crashing into something but if they were in the tardis they would just have to wait until the tardis crashed into the cold star and they died
4.Evidence of Fakeness/How they work out which is real and which is fake
5.They're reactions to this strange situation
6.The Dreamlord's view on the doctor
7. Interruptions from the Dreamlord
8. If Rory Stays We know he is in the Silurian Story but does Amy leave him
9.How the choice is more Amy's Choice than the doctor or Rory's choice
10.How the choice is life changing for Amy Pond
11.Amy Pond and Rory William's Life five year later and baby excreta excreta
12.Finding out what this has got to do with it"I know who you are. There's only one person in the universe who hates me as much as you do."
13.Killer Pensioners Attacking Them One Flings Rory One falls off building
14.How and Why Pensioners can be so vicious
They were created by the dreamlord but that doesn't tell us the whole story
15.More Cracks/Finale Links
16.How this episode links in with the Silurian Story
17.Why the year 2015 is so important
18.Rory's Ponytail
19.Another Dreamlord One More and More Persuasive Nastiness from the Dreamlord
Example"Pick a world and this nightmare will be all over" and "You die stupid that is why it is called reality"
20.The Plotline being revealed earlier than normal normally it will be 30 minutes in but this one will have to be early but will it beat the earliness the dalek plotline was revealed about 20 minutes in?
Rating:9.67/10
Series Ratings So Far
1=9.61/10.00
2=9.25/10
3=9.80/10.00
4=9.99/10.00
5=2000.00/10.00
6.9.67/10.00
The Vampires of Venice
The Vampires of Venice was anticipated by 2 people.Don't vote vampires of venice because unless you have a time machine and have come from the past you should have seen the episode by now so how can you anticipate something you have already seen?
Saturday, 8 May 2010
Terrible Election for Doctor Who Fans
Viewers of my blog voted liberal democrats 7 votes wanting them to rule the country the most then labour 3 votes and conservatives 1 vote.Unfournately,we were not lucky and it was pretty much the opposite way round in the general election.At least conservatives didn't get 326 seats then we would have been in trouble please post you're comments and I will be adding a poll soon which you can vote what you think will happen now.Also,the favourite thing for viewers of my blog is the Pandorica shall open 6 votes while cracks and silence will fall got 1 vote from the shortened poll which was done because this poll received a draw between three favourite things about the series.
Wednesday, 5 May 2010
Doctor Who-Changing the Past
The Orange Cloud of Orlord Energy is about to consume The Doctor,Amy and the tardis when...
THE DOCTOR:Can you let me speak a little before we perish at the hands of your mighty race because I have an important fact you need to know and you know we definitely can't escape so you may aswell lets us speak
ORLORD LEADER:Go on then but when you do we will advance and consume you
THE DOCTOR:You should have checked my pockets before I left the tardis because I
put very important things in them things which I haven't needed since Pompeii and trust me without them more than the whole city would have gone up in a volcano I didn't need them that much on that occasion anyway but I really do need them this time
AMY:What have you got in your pockets doctor?
THE DOCTOR:Water Pistols
AMY:How did they all fit in your pocket
THE DOCTOR:I added a bit of tardis technology inside them which made them bigger in the inside
ORLORD LEADER:A silly old toy doctor explain their significance
THE DOCTOR:Well first this asteroid is very hot very very hot yes
AMY:Yes
THE DOCTOR:So hot everything is steaming up into space very very hot boiling so hot I shouldn't have brought my jacket
ORLORD LEADER:Explain this significance now Doctor
The Doctor starts moving round moving his hands when he starts talking
THE DOCTOR:This asteroid is so hot that water from these pistols evaporates into water vapour and that substance can slow down Orlords
The Doctor starts firing more and more water at the Orlords making them retreat with them losing some of the energy and the doctor and Amy run into the tardis as the doctor gives the pistols to Amy so she can constantly fire at the Orlords while the doctor sets the controls on the tardis and then
THE DOCTOR:Come in Amy all set
Amy closes the doors and the tardis dematerialises with the Orlord Energy covering over the tardis just after it had fully dematerialised
Doctor Who Title Sequence
ORLORD LEADER:This is unacceptable they have escaped how have we lets this happen
ORLORD:Now what do we do?
ORLORD LEADER:What we do next is very very simple even for you Orlord we follow them
ORLORD:How?
ORLORD LEADER:Use the time energy tracer which picks up the trail we can not risk losing them
ORLORD:I obey
ORLORD LEADER:We must catch them they risk our ruling of the entire universe
ALL ORLORDS:The Entire Universe shall be ours we shall be the only lifeforms to have ever existed in the universe
AMY:How did that work?
THE DOCTOR:Well the Orlords are a lot of sort of gas type energy on the same sort of level yes have you got me Amy
AMY:Yes doctor carry on
THE DOCTOR:Well the asteroid was so hot the water evaporated instantly into water vapour and imagine Orlords like fire energy but they are not exactly like fire they are also in gas form so like fire in gas form the water had to be in gas form to equal the connection and it is like water to fire it doesn't always work quickly but it slows them down Unfounately I didn't have Gallons of It but it slowed them down and let us escape
AMY:So all we need to do is get Gallons of water brilliant we can use that to defeat them so the universe will be safe after all I knew you would come up with a clever idea to save us all you always do
THE DOCTOR:It is not exactly like fire and water the water only has a very small effect just enough for us to use to escape from them and the Orlords are growing in strength ever minute so approximately in five minutes the water will have no effect on them at all
AMY:Never mind so what do we do keep on flying endlessly through the time vortex
THE DOCTOR:No that was never part of the plan
AMY:What is the plan then?
THE DOCTOR:We go back to the past and stop the Sardines and Walheads ever gaining trust in him in Chief Malrun will be vulnerable they will have only just joined together so I should easily be able to proof to them that he is an Orlord
AMY:Easy Peasy lemon Squeezey then it always is with you
THE DOCTOR:No I am sorry Amy it is never that easy with anything in the life of a time traveller The Orlords will be following us every step of the way and they can edit time Amy So with the Timetracks in the time Vortex we will find Olopp in the past a little bit different than it should be and the Orlords will be chasing us
AMY:Oh well this is all normal for you isn't it?
THE DOCTOR:I totally agree GERONIMO!!!
AMY:Doctor why is the tardis on fire?
THE DOCTOR:It is because a load of Orlords are chasing us through the time vortex all the Orlords can't fit in with the tardis so the time vortex is spliting apart and we are all being crushed luckily the tardis is keeping us safe
AMY:Will the tardis be ripped apart soon?
THE DOCTOR:Hopefully not
The Tardis crash lands in a forest infested with killer Cyan coloured birds with small extremely sharp teeth called Valtroise
THE DOCTOR:We need to give her a rest for a while
AMY:Doctor Is your Machine Alive because you called it her
THE DOCTOR:Yes totally unfortunately she is malfunctioning she always finds the right spot to land anyway near right spot and it is definitely not safe watch out Amy their might be Valtroise in these forests.
AMY:What are Valtroise?
THE DOCTOR:Trust me you don't want to to do or ever find out if you you might just die
AMY:Doctor look how are their like white spaces in the forest
THE DOCTOR:It is a disturbance form the time vortex
Amy looks above
AMY:Doctor duck
The killer bird like Valtroise fly just above their heads leaving both of them pretty much unharmed apart from a tiny bit of Amy's neck where one of the birds was able to peck a little bit of skin off
AMY:OW!!! Was that the Valtroise?
THE DOCTOR:Yes and they are very deadly and every day they wake up they are starving so we need to move on quickly these creatures normally eat 10 humanoids each everyday in a pack of a 1000
AMY:So they hunt 10000 humanoids a day What do you mean by humanoids?
THE DOCTOR:Basic human form most people on this planet aren't human so mainly sardines and Walheads just basic human form same size and same parts head,arms,legs and feet excreta
AMY:All very interesting
The pack of birds group together on the branches then they come of the branches and attack a unconcentrated Amy
AMY:Doctor help AAAAARGH!!!!AAAAARGH!!!AAAAARGH!!!Doctor
THE DOCTOR:What do I do?
AMY:Do something doctor I am going to be ripped to shreads soon
The Doctor plays a disturbing whistle and the birds fly away
THE DOCTOR:They shouldn't flown that far away
AMY:I think it wasn't the whistling that scared them away it was the Orlords
ORLORD LEADER:I can them and Amy is injured Easy Peasy meals for us and we will bring down the doctor aswell bring them to me Orlords
ORLORD:Yes leader I obey
AMY:AAAAARGH!!! My clothes are ripped doctor
THE DOCTOR:Don't mind about your clothes their are more important things to think about for example the Orlords who just about have control of the entire universe and soon they will have the whole of time and space under their control so think about the Orlords Amy not anything else at the moment is needed to be thought about is that crystal clear?
AMY:Very clear doctor Doctor you really need to look over there
THE DOCTOR:The Orlords are coming
AMY:I Think we should run Doctor
THE DOCTOR:I concur
The Doctor and Amy pond run down a tunnel which used to be a mine and is pitch black.
Where Wolvians who have had nothing to eat for months wait Wolvians are Wolf like creatures with faint red bodies 10 times the height and width as humans with one million multi-coloured teeth two times larger than humans and their teeth are also thousand times sharper than Piranha Teeth
THE DOCTOR:I can sense something Amy be quiet we may have company
AMY:Look over there doctor what are they?
THE DOCTOR:Wolvians be careful Amy If one of their teeth gets into you're skin you are dead and so am I
AMY:How many teeth are there in total?
THE DOCTOR:Ten thousand Wolvians approximately approximately one million teeth each about ten billion
AMY:Doctor they are grouping up how are we going to stop them there are too many teeth
THE DOCTOR:Look Orlords
WOLVIANS:AAAAARGH!!!
THE DOCTOR:I think we should start running very fast again
AMY:Yes I agree
The doctor and Amy run out with Orlords following them and they cover the entrance to the tunnel with more and more wood and keep it steady
AMY:Will that stop them?
THE DOCTOR:Nothing stops Orlords they will be able to get through the wood in two minutes so we need to keep moving
The Doctor and Amy run off into the horizon and the wood topples over as the Orlords escape and start chasing them
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Now I have developed abilities which can transfer information by me sniffing my nose
THE DOCTOR:He is not Chief Malrun anymore He has been taken over and he just wants to feast on this Scrotel a green Pig like criminal with pink millimetre teeth and it is not much of a feast so don't bother
AMY:So did Malrun come here and try to feast and feast until he found the right one
THE DOCTOR:Yes he tried and tried to bring the Orlords back and then Captain Jack came that was enough to bring them all storming back into existence and trust me you do not want that to happen
SCROTCEL:I am a normal criminal who stole some vodka from earth and he is a normal sardine called Malrun stop wasting my time and interrupting the meeting
AMY:To prove that he is a deadly alien I will let the doctor play some notes on his piano which he somehow fitted in his pockets
WALHEAD DELEGATE:What happened to you?
SCROTCEL: Will you just get on with the Meeting I want my Dinner
THE DOCTOR:If the people at this meeting don't believe he is an alien and allow him to hypnotise them then you are not going to have any Meals ever again
CHIEF MALRUN:In answer to you're question Walhead it is pretty obvious what happened to her She will have been attacked by those Valtroise things in the forest very deadly creatures which hunt in packs and can easily kill you she was lucky to escape
The Doctor Plays very loud notes on his piano I perfect orders which should bring the Orlord Energy out of him and this makes Chief Malrun to keep on vomiting Purple Frogs
THE DOCTOR:This is not right at all the Orlord Energy should have came straight out of him not purple frogs Which means only thing A very very Terrible Thing
AMY:What Doctor?What is it?
THE DOCTOR:This timeline must have been edited by the Orlords Oh dear we only have one option left now we need to get back to the tardis
AMY:It is too dangerous back that way Orlords,Wolvians and Valtroise
THE DOCTOR:No Amy it is not dangerous at all the orlord energy will have moved from that area now and they will have feasted on all them poor unfournate creatures Come on Amy back to the Tardis
AMY:You have been good company I hope we see you all again
CHIEF MALRUN (SARDINE):And remember doctor I am not an Orlord I don't want to be part of any of that stuff
SCROTCEL:He is right Doctor and Malrun shall guarantee peace for us all
Amy and The Doctor Leave the meeting and start running back to the Tardis
CHIEF MALRUN (SARDINE):My people the Orlords you exist I thought you had all been trapped
Chief Malrun transforms into Orlord Energy and the Orlords Start Eating him up
ORLORD MALRUN:You can't eat me I am Orlord AAAAARGH!!!
SCROTCEL:The Doctor was right after all and I really think he is right I won't ever have anymore meals in my life AAAAARGH!!!
Orlords absorb Scrotcel and then all the other delegates in the meeting
OTHER DELEGATES:AAAAARGH!!!!
ORLORD LEADER:How have you not got them yet?I am very disappointed at our performance Orlord we need that energy I need to consume The Doctor and Amy they will be such great meals they are time travellers I must eat them up all their life essence must be mine.
ORLORD:We have lost them
ORLORD LEADER:This is extremely poor for an Orlord Do I have to kill you? and find a replacement?
ORLORD:No leader
ORLORD LEADER:Then make sure you find them
ORLORD:Yes Leader
ORLORD LEADER:If you fail to capture them I Promise you I will execute you
Is that understood?
ORLORD:Yes Leader
ORLORD LEADER:Where are they?Find where they are Immediately
ORLORD:Searching for time traces traces negative readings suggest they are still on the planet
ORLORD LEADER:Hunt them down and bring me them alive so I can feast I will not be satisfied until I have ate them All their Life Energy shall be mine to consume
ORLORD:Yes leader
ORLORD LEADER:The Doctor and Amelia Jessica Pond shall have their energies consumed by me when you bring me them so I can consume them What tasty meals they will be I can not miss out on that meal.I won't ever forget that meal once I am able to eat them
THE DOCTOR:Get in the Tardis Now
AMY:Why?
THE DOCTOR:The Orlords are approaching We must escape before they can consume our life energy
AMY:Well we must be fast then
THE DOCTOR:Come on in
AMY:Alright Doctor
They get in the Tardis and it dematerialises Just before the Orlords Reach the area
ORLORD LEADER:What has happened?
ORLORD:They have gone of the scanner range Leader
ORLORD LEADER:You have Failed You're mission you shall be consumed
ORLORD:Please Don't Leader You don't have To do this I beg for Mercy Leader Please
ORLORD LEADER:You have betrayed us You're failures could help the Doctor stop us I will now consume you
ORLORD:AAAAARGH!!!!
Orlord Leader consumes Orlord
ORLORD LEADER:You Shall be the replacement
ORLORD:I am proud to accept your offer Leader I will immediately try to get the scanners online So we can stop whatever they are planning because whatever they are planning they will be planning to destroy proper existence of us and we can't let that happen
ORLORD LEADER:I must FEAST ON THE DOCTOR!!!
ALL ORLORDS:We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!
THE DOCTOR:I am able to block their systems of detecting us for a few minutes with this special tardis system I have discovered but as ever with the Orlords they always are able to work out how to stop things in a few minutes
AMY:So we have a little breathing space
THE DOCTOR:Yes I suppose we do Amy
AMY:Where are we travelling to doctor?
THE DOCTOR:The Medusa Cascade
AMY:Why?
THE DOCTOR:It always makes me imagine,it somehow gives me ideas and it is so so beautiful you will love it
The Tardis Arrives and Starts Floating across the Cascade
THE DOCTOR:You will love it Amy look outside but don't fall out we haven't landed it is a Constellation of Stars with a hidden space time rift which I closed ages ago it has reopened many times and I closed it again and again every time
Amy opens the doors and then starts smiling
AMY:Oh that is wonderful it is so so beautiful We are definitely not letting this be consumed by Orlords.
THE DOCTOR:No way Got any Ideas Amy?
AMY:No Sorry Doctor
THE DOCTOR:Changing the Past never seems to be very successful with Orlords
AMY:You can never find the right point
THE DOCTOR:No and the Orlords have manifested themselves into the past aswell so when you arrive events could have already been changed and their seems no way of starving them again like I did before.
AMY:Their is always some way of stopping enemies we just have to think
THE DOCTOR:Now lets lower the criteria of where we could go We have the past,the present and the future At the present moment we can't defeat the Orlords and in the future they will have total control so their is no point going their so we have the past what do we have in the past
AMY:We have you when you were Six stopping the Orlords
THE DOCTOR:That won't stopping their current plans though
AMY:Just think if you defeat the Orlords you might have to save the daleks too
THE DOCTOR:I never thought I would end up saving the Daleks but we just might have to to stop the Orlords from controlling the universe from start to finish
AMY:The Doctor saving The Daleks
THE DOCTOR:The Daleks are never quite defeated ever unfortunately always their to be my constant rivals across the universe forever
AMY:Can we go back in time and snatch the daleks and use them to fight the Orlords
THE DOCTOR:Use The Daleks?Well their are two major problems with that problem one I doubt we would get them to agree and we would probably end up exterminated and problem two The Orlords destroyed them in seconds they don't stand a chance against the Orlords not strong enough to defeat them
AMY:Good Point Doctor
ORLORD:We have located them
ORLORD LEADER:Excellent The Doctor and Amy you shall soon be mine to feast on
ORLORD:We are now following them We will soon have them for you to feast on
ORLORD LEADER:Well Done You have not disappointed me Orlord
ORLORD:The Tension is unbearable Leader The only minor thing that could ever stop us is about to be defeated
ORLORD LEADER:And they shall be all mine to feast on
ORLORD:We have sighted them
ORLORD LEADER:Fantastic Speed on Full Speed
ORLORD:Leader This has certainly been some excellent asteroid we were able to arrive on which the doctor unfortunately escaped us on and they shall soon be yours leader
ORLORD LEADER:I suppose we don't really need this asteroid to travel on It doesn't speed us up all it does is let us plant our equipment follow directions into the right place and have very comfy seats
ORLORD:Very Comfy Seats
THE DOCTOR:We will have to be very fast in making a decision now they are almost close enough to consume us now
AMY:Could we not do something close to the time of you defeating the Orlords when you were six?
THE DOCTOR:Nothing Close to that would give us some chance to stop them
THE DOCTOR:The Orlords are broadcasting turn on the scanners Amy
AMY:Doing it now
Amy turns on the scanners and The Orlord Leader
ORLORD LEADER:Doctor I am incredibly pleased to see you
THE DOCTOR: I am extremely angry to see you
ORLORD LEADER:Just think in a few minutes you will be all mine to feast on you're life essence will be consumed by Orlord Energy and just make this very clear our energy is easily capable of destroying you're tardis don't waste you're energy Just Surrender now to the Orlords Doctor and you and you're companion can have brilliant deaths doctor I order you to give yourself to me
THE DOCTOR:Don't so greedy Orlord Leader You can't get all the privileges share the energy with the other Orlords they should all have some when the consume me but understand this I will never surrender to get you're much wanted life energy you are going to have to get the life energy that I know you are desperate to consume
AMY:You are stupid creatures only here to kill You should of never been created
ORLORD LEADER:You Shall Show respect to me Useless Human
AMY:Why should I have too give you respect?
ORLORD LEADER:Because I am the Orlord Leader but I have to say you're description is accurate apart from the fact that we should have not been created.We are proud to be such good killers and look at the delicious meals we achieve since of our excellent killing techniques and ruthlessness.
AMY:But it is evil you should be friends with different races not consume them think of the friends you could make and you could see all sorts if you travelled the universe
ORLORD LEADER:In your terms We are Racist We only care about ourselves everything else is dumb,stupid and tasty
AMY:I don't like racists so I don't like you
AMY:Doctor I have an Idea
THE DOCTOR:We better turn off the screen so they can't hear us
AMY:Goodbye for Now Orlord Leader
The Doctor turns off the Screen
AMY:We could go back to the first building blocks of the universe and you said the Orlords Where the first things to be created in the universe and you said that if someone could stop that event or change it they could control the universe
THE DOCTOR:What a brilliant idea Amy Pond We will have to be quick and we will have to destroy the Orlords from every existing we have no choice
The Doctor turns the Screen on again
THE DOCTOR:I have got to say it is nice to you again
ORLORD LEADER:I agree it is very nice to meet you too aswell So I presume you have decided to talk to me about surrendering and a make some nice meals for me
AMY:No We have decided to show you that we are not dumb at all We are much more Clever than you and that shall be you're downfall you may know everything about the universe but you don't know how to use knowledge and you don't understand knowledge like we do
The Doctor starts flicking switches
ORLORD LEADER:Where are you going?
AMY:Nowhere near you
Tardis Dematerialises
ORLORD LEADER:Concentrate Orlord Follow Therm Immediately Orlord You Are letting them escape
ORLORD:We can't at this current moment we can not find the trace I am trying my hardest leader
ORLORD LEADER:I expect more from you I need my dinner
ORLORD:Searching Leader
THE DOCTOR:Here we are the building blocks for creation
Amy opens the Doors
AMY:Why is it all white with a small black dot
THE DOCTOR:It is a no space it is like a blank videotape you can't go much further back than this and fall into it and you will be taken out of ever probably existing you will exist but no one will know you will have ever existed you will be trapped in white space for eternity you wouldn't have a body you would just have a soul trapped in no space anyway I have got to start working the Orlords will be chasing us Close the doors Amy
AMY:What is the black dot doctor?
THE DOCTOR:It is creation starting to create life and destroy the no space it will grow bigger and bigger and the white space will go smaller and smaller with it the balance of creation
AMY:Closing the doors now doctor
Amy Closes the Doors of the Tardis
AMY:How are you going to stop the Orlords being created?
THE DOCTOR:I am going to get the Tardis to transmit Cosmic Blueane Anti-Life Radiation it will last ten days and then creation will take a different path and the big bang will be created and everything will happen like we all want and I will never need to do what I did what I was Six and The Universe will be Safe
AMY:And the Orlords will have never existed
THE DOCTOR:Yes and this can never ever be changed Amy Pond our whole adventure we had will have never existed
THE DOCTOR:Hold Down that lever,press that down and bash that part as hard as you can until I say Stop
AMY:I Have got the levers and switches in the positions
The Doctor Whizzes around the console and then
THE DOCTOR:Stop Now!!!
AMY:I have stopped Now
THE DOCTOR:Well Done Amy Couldn't Do anything like this without you
AMY:You have to feel sorry for what we are about to do to the Orlords
THE DOCTOR:It is either the Orlords or the rest of creation I can't save them no other way
AMY:Are we ready to destroy the Orlords?
THE DOCTOR:We have a signal on the screen turning it on now
Doctor turns on screen
AMY:It is the Orlords
ORLORD LEADER:Stop right There We have teleported a bomb inside you're tardis while you were so busy you wouldn't have noticed and it is protected with a strong paradox stronger than creation and only we know how to stop it
THE DOCTOR:Would you take a bet?
ORLORD LEADER:I would you are not clever enough to stop it and We have activated it you,you're companion and you're tardis will never have ever existed if you defy us and activate it then you will die
AMY:You're Bluffing
THE DOCTOR:Even if their was a bomb and we didn't set off the radiation you would
never ever tell us how to stop the bomb
THE DOCTOR:Search for a bomb Amy now
ORLORD LEADER:Will you call off you futile attempt to stop us from ever existing in the universe?
THE DOCTOR:Never
AMY:Doctor I have found the Bomb
THE DOCTOR:Through it over quickly and carefully
AMY:Here it comes doctor
The Doctor Catches the Bomb Perfectly
THE DOCTOR:I will definitely not stop my radiation this is a very simple bomb for me to stop
ORLORD LEADER:It will activate in Approximately one minute You can never defeat us doctor and I must thank my assistant Orlord for setting up this excellent bomb Well Done Orlord and get ready to activate now
ORLORD:Yes Leader
ALL ORLORDS:The Doctor,His Companion and His Tardis shall be wiped out of ever existing forever
AMY:Doctor we are never going to have never existed if that bomb goes off
THE DOCTOR:Pass the Screwdriver
AMY:Throwing it(Pause) NOW!!!
The Doctor Catches the Sonic Screwdriver Perfectly
The Doctor Sonics Part of the Bomb and it opens to sow two orange incredibly shiny crystals
THE DOCTOR:We have a choice
AMY:What?
THE DOCTOR:Two Green Crystals We will make the bomb go off immediately by picking one of them and if we pick the other we deactivate it
AMY:We have had more than one minute they must be having problems
THE DOCTOR:They lied a bit but it will go out in 30 seconds it says on the Digital Timer
AMY:Choose the left one now doctor
THE DOCTOR:Sure?
Amy looks up rubbing her hands in tension and excitement smiling as if she was sure of what would happen
AMY:Certain
The Doctor picks the left one and the digital timer reverts to zero and all the power fades away off the bomb
AMY:I love this crystal Can I keep it?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry you won't be able to do It will disappear when we destroy the Orlords anything linked to them will because they will have never existed
AMY:Never Mind
ORLORD LEADER:What has happened?
THE DOCTOR:We deactivated you're bomb and now you shall all die and never have existed
ORLORD LEADER:Doctor you can't do this to me
THE DOCTOR:I Have no choice
The Doctor And Amy Hold hands and press the button on the tardis together
ORLORD LEADER:Doctor remember you are worse than us you took us out of existence
ALL ORLORDS:AAAAARGH!!!
All the Orlords disappear forever existing and The Doctor and Amy can still Remember What Happened and they end up on a beach with Captain Jack who can also remember. The events they still remember haven been erased from history
THE DOCTOR:You know what we need to do don't you Jack and Amy?
AMY:Certain
CAPTAIN JACK:Certain
THE DOCTOR:Come On Then
The Doctor,Captain Jack and Amy Pond head up to the the council hall for a meeting with Sardines and Walheads
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
THE DOCTOR:Now Walheads the Sardines have been here 10,000 years haven't they you have to be fair they deserve to live here as much as you do
WALHEAD DELEGATE:We need the land though
AMY:So do the sardines
CHIEF MALRUN (SARDINE):Come on though we do live here you can't just kick us out
CAPTAIN JACK:Exactly how does the fact the Walheads have lived here longer make them better than the sardines they have lived here 10,000 years that is long enough you both should agree that it is fair if both races can live here in peace
5 minutes later
ADAN MALROON (WALHEAD):I Now must make the decision we have all been not wanting to make Walheads and Sardines need to stand together as a planet we can't be nasty to each other No one can claim this planet Sardine or Walhead We need to join together and use our skills to attract more and more people to our planet and mark this planet to be a very happy place to be on the top universal tourist places like it used to be before we started losing our community hold and I must thank The Doctor,Amy Pond and Captain Jack Harkness because without them nothing would be possible
The Doctor,Amy and Captain Jack shake hands with the Walheads and the Sardines
At the Alien bar
CAPTAIN JACK:I am back at the bar I only went to Earth because of the Nestene Conciousness threat to the planet and I had to make sure that it didn't prevail because if it did I wouldn't have ever existed and then I get eaten by an Orlord and then I end up on a beach on Olopp the same planet I was on before I was eaten Anyway until next time Doctor and I promise not to do any flirting anymore
THE DOCTOR:Goodbye Jack and definitely no flirting ever I will be coming to arrest you if I find out you have flirted
The Doctor and Captain Jack start laughing and hug each other
AMY:What do you think about the Orlords?
THE DOCTOR:They had to be ripped out of existence for all this to be possible
AMY:How come we always remember when we shouldn't?
THE DOCTOR:I think it is down to magic how we remember
AMY:I feel sorry for them a little
THE DOCTOR:They didn't deserve to be wiped out of entire existence ever but all the destruction and hate they stood for was all totally wrong so in a way they deserved to have punishment for their crimes but not the punishment they got but I couldn't have not took them out of existence it was the Orlords or the whole of proper creation would have never happened so I had no choice
AMY:Well at least you can be certain they won't turn up again because no one in the universe even knows they ever existed and you said that the start of creation has had so many changes it is now pretty much a fixed point in time
THE DOCTOR:I hope for all our sakes it will become one and become unchangeable
AMY:Where too next?
THE DOCTOR:Let the tardis decide
The doctor and Amy go in the tardis and it dematerialises
A heavily armoured alien Comes into the bar and sits with a slitheen
ALIEN:Have you got the attracting device?
SLITHEEN:Yes Have you got 10,000 Raxos
ALIEN:Yes I have Here you go
SLITHEEN:Here is the attracting device
ALIEN:Thank You very much
The Pair shake hands and the slitheen leaves to go to order some vodka at the bar and the alien can be seen on the phone
ALIEN:Now I have this I will be able to attract aliens to earth to be our prey it shall be funny killing aliens who think they are the only invaders
OTHER ALIEN:I Have ripped the pages out and I am sending you them by Spacepost so you can keep them save
ALIEN:It is just a safety measure if anyone found those they could defeat us especially since rumours are going around about a hero called the doctor better safe than sorry
OTHER ALIEN:I agree Goodbye
ALIEN:Goodbye
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THE DOCTOR:Can you let me speak a little before we perish at the hands of your mighty race because I have an important fact you need to know and you know we definitely can't escape so you may aswell lets us speak
ORLORD LEADER:Go on then but when you do we will advance and consume you
THE DOCTOR:You should have checked my pockets before I left the tardis because I
put very important things in them things which I haven't needed since Pompeii and trust me without them more than the whole city would have gone up in a volcano I didn't need them that much on that occasion anyway but I really do need them this time
AMY:What have you got in your pockets doctor?
THE DOCTOR:Water Pistols
AMY:How did they all fit in your pocket
THE DOCTOR:I added a bit of tardis technology inside them which made them bigger in the inside
ORLORD LEADER:A silly old toy doctor explain their significance
THE DOCTOR:Well first this asteroid is very hot very very hot yes
AMY:Yes
THE DOCTOR:So hot everything is steaming up into space very very hot boiling so hot I shouldn't have brought my jacket
ORLORD LEADER:Explain this significance now Doctor
The Doctor starts moving round moving his hands when he starts talking
THE DOCTOR:This asteroid is so hot that water from these pistols evaporates into water vapour and that substance can slow down Orlords
The Doctor starts firing more and more water at the Orlords making them retreat with them losing some of the energy and the doctor and Amy run into the tardis as the doctor gives the pistols to Amy so she can constantly fire at the Orlords while the doctor sets the controls on the tardis and then
THE DOCTOR:Come in Amy all set
Amy closes the doors and the tardis dematerialises with the Orlord Energy covering over the tardis just after it had fully dematerialised
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ORLORD LEADER:This is unacceptable they have escaped how have we lets this happen
ORLORD:Now what do we do?
ORLORD LEADER:What we do next is very very simple even for you Orlord we follow them
ORLORD:How?
ORLORD LEADER:Use the time energy tracer which picks up the trail we can not risk losing them
ORLORD:I obey
ORLORD LEADER:We must catch them they risk our ruling of the entire universe
ALL ORLORDS:The Entire Universe shall be ours we shall be the only lifeforms to have ever existed in the universe
AMY:How did that work?
THE DOCTOR:Well the Orlords are a lot of sort of gas type energy on the same sort of level yes have you got me Amy
AMY:Yes doctor carry on
THE DOCTOR:Well the asteroid was so hot the water evaporated instantly into water vapour and imagine Orlords like fire energy but they are not exactly like fire they are also in gas form so like fire in gas form the water had to be in gas form to equal the connection and it is like water to fire it doesn't always work quickly but it slows them down Unfounately I didn't have Gallons of It but it slowed them down and let us escape
AMY:So all we need to do is get Gallons of water brilliant we can use that to defeat them so the universe will be safe after all I knew you would come up with a clever idea to save us all you always do
THE DOCTOR:It is not exactly like fire and water the water only has a very small effect just enough for us to use to escape from them and the Orlords are growing in strength ever minute so approximately in five minutes the water will have no effect on them at all
AMY:Never mind so what do we do keep on flying endlessly through the time vortex
THE DOCTOR:No that was never part of the plan
AMY:What is the plan then?
THE DOCTOR:We go back to the past and stop the Sardines and Walheads ever gaining trust in him in Chief Malrun will be vulnerable they will have only just joined together so I should easily be able to proof to them that he is an Orlord
AMY:Easy Peasy lemon Squeezey then it always is with you
THE DOCTOR:No I am sorry Amy it is never that easy with anything in the life of a time traveller The Orlords will be following us every step of the way and they can edit time Amy So with the Timetracks in the time Vortex we will find Olopp in the past a little bit different than it should be and the Orlords will be chasing us
AMY:Oh well this is all normal for you isn't it?
THE DOCTOR:I totally agree GERONIMO!!!
AMY:Doctor why is the tardis on fire?
THE DOCTOR:It is because a load of Orlords are chasing us through the time vortex all the Orlords can't fit in with the tardis so the time vortex is spliting apart and we are all being crushed luckily the tardis is keeping us safe
AMY:Will the tardis be ripped apart soon?
THE DOCTOR:Hopefully not
The Tardis crash lands in a forest infested with killer Cyan coloured birds with small extremely sharp teeth called Valtroise
THE DOCTOR:We need to give her a rest for a while
AMY:Doctor Is your Machine Alive because you called it her
THE DOCTOR:Yes totally unfortunately she is malfunctioning she always finds the right spot to land anyway near right spot and it is definitely not safe watch out Amy their might be Valtroise in these forests.
AMY:What are Valtroise?
THE DOCTOR:Trust me you don't want to to do or ever find out if you you might just die
AMY:Doctor look how are their like white spaces in the forest
THE DOCTOR:It is a disturbance form the time vortex
Amy looks above
AMY:Doctor duck
The killer bird like Valtroise fly just above their heads leaving both of them pretty much unharmed apart from a tiny bit of Amy's neck where one of the birds was able to peck a little bit of skin off
AMY:OW!!! Was that the Valtroise?
THE DOCTOR:Yes and they are very deadly and every day they wake up they are starving so we need to move on quickly these creatures normally eat 10 humanoids each everyday in a pack of a 1000
AMY:So they hunt 10000 humanoids a day What do you mean by humanoids?
THE DOCTOR:Basic human form most people on this planet aren't human so mainly sardines and Walheads just basic human form same size and same parts head,arms,legs and feet excreta
AMY:All very interesting
The pack of birds group together on the branches then they come of the branches and attack a unconcentrated Amy
AMY:Doctor help AAAAARGH!!!!AAAAARGH!!!AAAAARGH!!!Doctor
THE DOCTOR:What do I do?
AMY:Do something doctor I am going to be ripped to shreads soon
The Doctor plays a disturbing whistle and the birds fly away
THE DOCTOR:They shouldn't flown that far away
AMY:I think it wasn't the whistling that scared them away it was the Orlords
ORLORD LEADER:I can them and Amy is injured Easy Peasy meals for us and we will bring down the doctor aswell bring them to me Orlords
ORLORD:Yes leader I obey
AMY:AAAAARGH!!! My clothes are ripped doctor
THE DOCTOR:Don't mind about your clothes their are more important things to think about for example the Orlords who just about have control of the entire universe and soon they will have the whole of time and space under their control so think about the Orlords Amy not anything else at the moment is needed to be thought about is that crystal clear?
AMY:Very clear doctor Doctor you really need to look over there
THE DOCTOR:The Orlords are coming
AMY:I Think we should run Doctor
THE DOCTOR:I concur
The Doctor and Amy pond run down a tunnel which used to be a mine and is pitch black.
Where Wolvians who have had nothing to eat for months wait Wolvians are Wolf like creatures with faint red bodies 10 times the height and width as humans with one million multi-coloured teeth two times larger than humans and their teeth are also thousand times sharper than Piranha Teeth
THE DOCTOR:I can sense something Amy be quiet we may have company
AMY:Look over there doctor what are they?
THE DOCTOR:Wolvians be careful Amy If one of their teeth gets into you're skin you are dead and so am I
AMY:How many teeth are there in total?
THE DOCTOR:Ten thousand Wolvians approximately approximately one million teeth each about ten billion
AMY:Doctor they are grouping up how are we going to stop them there are too many teeth
THE DOCTOR:Look Orlords
WOLVIANS:AAAAARGH!!!
THE DOCTOR:I think we should start running very fast again
AMY:Yes I agree
The doctor and Amy run out with Orlords following them and they cover the entrance to the tunnel with more and more wood and keep it steady
AMY:Will that stop them?
THE DOCTOR:Nothing stops Orlords they will be able to get through the wood in two minutes so we need to keep moving
The Doctor and Amy run off into the horizon and the wood topples over as the Orlords escape and start chasing them
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Now I have developed abilities which can transfer information by me sniffing my nose
THE DOCTOR:He is not Chief Malrun anymore He has been taken over and he just wants to feast on this Scrotel a green Pig like criminal with pink millimetre teeth and it is not much of a feast so don't bother
AMY:So did Malrun come here and try to feast and feast until he found the right one
THE DOCTOR:Yes he tried and tried to bring the Orlords back and then Captain Jack came that was enough to bring them all storming back into existence and trust me you do not want that to happen
SCROTCEL:I am a normal criminal who stole some vodka from earth and he is a normal sardine called Malrun stop wasting my time and interrupting the meeting
AMY:To prove that he is a deadly alien I will let the doctor play some notes on his piano which he somehow fitted in his pockets
WALHEAD DELEGATE:What happened to you?
SCROTCEL: Will you just get on with the Meeting I want my Dinner
THE DOCTOR:If the people at this meeting don't believe he is an alien and allow him to hypnotise them then you are not going to have any Meals ever again
CHIEF MALRUN:In answer to you're question Walhead it is pretty obvious what happened to her She will have been attacked by those Valtroise things in the forest very deadly creatures which hunt in packs and can easily kill you she was lucky to escape
The Doctor Plays very loud notes on his piano I perfect orders which should bring the Orlord Energy out of him and this makes Chief Malrun to keep on vomiting Purple Frogs
THE DOCTOR:This is not right at all the Orlord Energy should have came straight out of him not purple frogs Which means only thing A very very Terrible Thing
AMY:What Doctor?What is it?
THE DOCTOR:This timeline must have been edited by the Orlords Oh dear we only have one option left now we need to get back to the tardis
AMY:It is too dangerous back that way Orlords,Wolvians and Valtroise
THE DOCTOR:No Amy it is not dangerous at all the orlord energy will have moved from that area now and they will have feasted on all them poor unfournate creatures Come on Amy back to the Tardis
AMY:You have been good company I hope we see you all again
CHIEF MALRUN (SARDINE):And remember doctor I am not an Orlord I don't want to be part of any of that stuff
SCROTCEL:He is right Doctor and Malrun shall guarantee peace for us all
Amy and The Doctor Leave the meeting and start running back to the Tardis
CHIEF MALRUN (SARDINE):My people the Orlords you exist I thought you had all been trapped
Chief Malrun transforms into Orlord Energy and the Orlords Start Eating him up
ORLORD MALRUN:You can't eat me I am Orlord AAAAARGH!!!
SCROTCEL:The Doctor was right after all and I really think he is right I won't ever have anymore meals in my life AAAAARGH!!!
Orlords absorb Scrotcel and then all the other delegates in the meeting
OTHER DELEGATES:AAAAARGH!!!!
ORLORD LEADER:How have you not got them yet?I am very disappointed at our performance Orlord we need that energy I need to consume The Doctor and Amy they will be such great meals they are time travellers I must eat them up all their life essence must be mine.
ORLORD:We have lost them
ORLORD LEADER:This is extremely poor for an Orlord Do I have to kill you? and find a replacement?
ORLORD:No leader
ORLORD LEADER:Then make sure you find them
ORLORD:Yes Leader
ORLORD LEADER:If you fail to capture them I Promise you I will execute you
Is that understood?
ORLORD:Yes Leader
ORLORD LEADER:Where are they?Find where they are Immediately
ORLORD:Searching for time traces traces negative readings suggest they are still on the planet
ORLORD LEADER:Hunt them down and bring me them alive so I can feast I will not be satisfied until I have ate them All their Life Energy shall be mine to consume
ORLORD:Yes leader
ORLORD LEADER:The Doctor and Amelia Jessica Pond shall have their energies consumed by me when you bring me them so I can consume them What tasty meals they will be I can not miss out on that meal.I won't ever forget that meal once I am able to eat them
THE DOCTOR:Get in the Tardis Now
AMY:Why?
THE DOCTOR:The Orlords are approaching We must escape before they can consume our life energy
AMY:Well we must be fast then
THE DOCTOR:Come on in
AMY:Alright Doctor
They get in the Tardis and it dematerialises Just before the Orlords Reach the area
ORLORD LEADER:What has happened?
ORLORD:They have gone of the scanner range Leader
ORLORD LEADER:You have Failed You're mission you shall be consumed
ORLORD:Please Don't Leader You don't have To do this I beg for Mercy Leader Please
ORLORD LEADER:You have betrayed us You're failures could help the Doctor stop us I will now consume you
ORLORD:AAAAARGH!!!!
Orlord Leader consumes Orlord
ORLORD LEADER:You Shall be the replacement
ORLORD:I am proud to accept your offer Leader I will immediately try to get the scanners online So we can stop whatever they are planning because whatever they are planning they will be planning to destroy proper existence of us and we can't let that happen
ORLORD LEADER:I must FEAST ON THE DOCTOR!!!
ALL ORLORDS:We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!We Must Feast on the Doctor!!!
THE DOCTOR:I am able to block their systems of detecting us for a few minutes with this special tardis system I have discovered but as ever with the Orlords they always are able to work out how to stop things in a few minutes
AMY:So we have a little breathing space
THE DOCTOR:Yes I suppose we do Amy
AMY:Where are we travelling to doctor?
THE DOCTOR:The Medusa Cascade
AMY:Why?
THE DOCTOR:It always makes me imagine,it somehow gives me ideas and it is so so beautiful you will love it
The Tardis Arrives and Starts Floating across the Cascade
THE DOCTOR:You will love it Amy look outside but don't fall out we haven't landed it is a Constellation of Stars with a hidden space time rift which I closed ages ago it has reopened many times and I closed it again and again every time
Amy opens the doors and then starts smiling
AMY:Oh that is wonderful it is so so beautiful We are definitely not letting this be consumed by Orlords.
THE DOCTOR:No way Got any Ideas Amy?
AMY:No Sorry Doctor
THE DOCTOR:Changing the Past never seems to be very successful with Orlords
AMY:You can never find the right point
THE DOCTOR:No and the Orlords have manifested themselves into the past aswell so when you arrive events could have already been changed and their seems no way of starving them again like I did before.
AMY:Their is always some way of stopping enemies we just have to think
THE DOCTOR:Now lets lower the criteria of where we could go We have the past,the present and the future At the present moment we can't defeat the Orlords and in the future they will have total control so their is no point going their so we have the past what do we have in the past
AMY:We have you when you were Six stopping the Orlords
THE DOCTOR:That won't stopping their current plans though
AMY:Just think if you defeat the Orlords you might have to save the daleks too
THE DOCTOR:I never thought I would end up saving the Daleks but we just might have to to stop the Orlords from controlling the universe from start to finish
AMY:The Doctor saving The Daleks
THE DOCTOR:The Daleks are never quite defeated ever unfortunately always their to be my constant rivals across the universe forever
AMY:Can we go back in time and snatch the daleks and use them to fight the Orlords
THE DOCTOR:Use The Daleks?Well their are two major problems with that problem one I doubt we would get them to agree and we would probably end up exterminated and problem two The Orlords destroyed them in seconds they don't stand a chance against the Orlords not strong enough to defeat them
AMY:Good Point Doctor
ORLORD:We have located them
ORLORD LEADER:Excellent The Doctor and Amy you shall soon be mine to feast on
ORLORD:We are now following them We will soon have them for you to feast on
ORLORD LEADER:Well Done You have not disappointed me Orlord
ORLORD:The Tension is unbearable Leader The only minor thing that could ever stop us is about to be defeated
ORLORD LEADER:And they shall be all mine to feast on
ORLORD:We have sighted them
ORLORD LEADER:Fantastic Speed on Full Speed
ORLORD:Leader This has certainly been some excellent asteroid we were able to arrive on which the doctor unfortunately escaped us on and they shall soon be yours leader
ORLORD LEADER:I suppose we don't really need this asteroid to travel on It doesn't speed us up all it does is let us plant our equipment follow directions into the right place and have very comfy seats
ORLORD:Very Comfy Seats
THE DOCTOR:We will have to be very fast in making a decision now they are almost close enough to consume us now
AMY:Could we not do something close to the time of you defeating the Orlords when you were six?
THE DOCTOR:Nothing Close to that would give us some chance to stop them
THE DOCTOR:The Orlords are broadcasting turn on the scanners Amy
AMY:Doing it now
Amy turns on the scanners and The Orlord Leader
ORLORD LEADER:Doctor I am incredibly pleased to see you
THE DOCTOR: I am extremely angry to see you
ORLORD LEADER:Just think in a few minutes you will be all mine to feast on you're life essence will be consumed by Orlord Energy and just make this very clear our energy is easily capable of destroying you're tardis don't waste you're energy Just Surrender now to the Orlords Doctor and you and you're companion can have brilliant deaths doctor I order you to give yourself to me
THE DOCTOR:Don't so greedy Orlord Leader You can't get all the privileges share the energy with the other Orlords they should all have some when the consume me but understand this I will never surrender to get you're much wanted life energy you are going to have to get the life energy that I know you are desperate to consume
AMY:You are stupid creatures only here to kill You should of never been created
ORLORD LEADER:You Shall Show respect to me Useless Human
AMY:Why should I have too give you respect?
ORLORD LEADER:Because I am the Orlord Leader but I have to say you're description is accurate apart from the fact that we should have not been created.We are proud to be such good killers and look at the delicious meals we achieve since of our excellent killing techniques and ruthlessness.
AMY:But it is evil you should be friends with different races not consume them think of the friends you could make and you could see all sorts if you travelled the universe
ORLORD LEADER:In your terms We are Racist We only care about ourselves everything else is dumb,stupid and tasty
AMY:I don't like racists so I don't like you
AMY:Doctor I have an Idea
THE DOCTOR:We better turn off the screen so they can't hear us
AMY:Goodbye for Now Orlord Leader
The Doctor turns off the Screen
AMY:We could go back to the first building blocks of the universe and you said the Orlords Where the first things to be created in the universe and you said that if someone could stop that event or change it they could control the universe
THE DOCTOR:What a brilliant idea Amy Pond We will have to be quick and we will have to destroy the Orlords from every existing we have no choice
The Doctor turns the Screen on again
THE DOCTOR:I have got to say it is nice to you again
ORLORD LEADER:I agree it is very nice to meet you too aswell So I presume you have decided to talk to me about surrendering and a make some nice meals for me
AMY:No We have decided to show you that we are not dumb at all We are much more Clever than you and that shall be you're downfall you may know everything about the universe but you don't know how to use knowledge and you don't understand knowledge like we do
The Doctor starts flicking switches
ORLORD LEADER:Where are you going?
AMY:Nowhere near you
Tardis Dematerialises
ORLORD LEADER:Concentrate Orlord Follow Therm Immediately Orlord You Are letting them escape
ORLORD:We can't at this current moment we can not find the trace I am trying my hardest leader
ORLORD LEADER:I expect more from you I need my dinner
ORLORD:Searching Leader
THE DOCTOR:Here we are the building blocks for creation
Amy opens the Doors
AMY:Why is it all white with a small black dot
THE DOCTOR:It is a no space it is like a blank videotape you can't go much further back than this and fall into it and you will be taken out of ever probably existing you will exist but no one will know you will have ever existed you will be trapped in white space for eternity you wouldn't have a body you would just have a soul trapped in no space anyway I have got to start working the Orlords will be chasing us Close the doors Amy
AMY:What is the black dot doctor?
THE DOCTOR:It is creation starting to create life and destroy the no space it will grow bigger and bigger and the white space will go smaller and smaller with it the balance of creation
AMY:Closing the doors now doctor
Amy Closes the Doors of the Tardis
AMY:How are you going to stop the Orlords being created?
THE DOCTOR:I am going to get the Tardis to transmit Cosmic Blueane Anti-Life Radiation it will last ten days and then creation will take a different path and the big bang will be created and everything will happen like we all want and I will never need to do what I did what I was Six and The Universe will be Safe
AMY:And the Orlords will have never existed
THE DOCTOR:Yes and this can never ever be changed Amy Pond our whole adventure we had will have never existed
THE DOCTOR:Hold Down that lever,press that down and bash that part as hard as you can until I say Stop
AMY:I Have got the levers and switches in the positions
The Doctor Whizzes around the console and then
THE DOCTOR:Stop Now!!!
AMY:I have stopped Now
THE DOCTOR:Well Done Amy Couldn't Do anything like this without you
AMY:You have to feel sorry for what we are about to do to the Orlords
THE DOCTOR:It is either the Orlords or the rest of creation I can't save them no other way
AMY:Are we ready to destroy the Orlords?
THE DOCTOR:We have a signal on the screen turning it on now
Doctor turns on screen
AMY:It is the Orlords
ORLORD LEADER:Stop right There We have teleported a bomb inside you're tardis while you were so busy you wouldn't have noticed and it is protected with a strong paradox stronger than creation and only we know how to stop it
THE DOCTOR:Would you take a bet?
ORLORD LEADER:I would you are not clever enough to stop it and We have activated it you,you're companion and you're tardis will never have ever existed if you defy us and activate it then you will die
AMY:You're Bluffing
THE DOCTOR:Even if their was a bomb and we didn't set off the radiation you would
never ever tell us how to stop the bomb
THE DOCTOR:Search for a bomb Amy now
ORLORD LEADER:Will you call off you futile attempt to stop us from ever existing in the universe?
THE DOCTOR:Never
AMY:Doctor I have found the Bomb
THE DOCTOR:Through it over quickly and carefully
AMY:Here it comes doctor
The Doctor Catches the Bomb Perfectly
THE DOCTOR:I will definitely not stop my radiation this is a very simple bomb for me to stop
ORLORD LEADER:It will activate in Approximately one minute You can never defeat us doctor and I must thank my assistant Orlord for setting up this excellent bomb Well Done Orlord and get ready to activate now
ORLORD:Yes Leader
ALL ORLORDS:The Doctor,His Companion and His Tardis shall be wiped out of ever existing forever
AMY:Doctor we are never going to have never existed if that bomb goes off
THE DOCTOR:Pass the Screwdriver
AMY:Throwing it(Pause) NOW!!!
The Doctor Catches the Sonic Screwdriver Perfectly
The Doctor Sonics Part of the Bomb and it opens to sow two orange incredibly shiny crystals
THE DOCTOR:We have a choice
AMY:What?
THE DOCTOR:Two Green Crystals We will make the bomb go off immediately by picking one of them and if we pick the other we deactivate it
AMY:We have had more than one minute they must be having problems
THE DOCTOR:They lied a bit but it will go out in 30 seconds it says on the Digital Timer
AMY:Choose the left one now doctor
THE DOCTOR:Sure?
Amy looks up rubbing her hands in tension and excitement smiling as if she was sure of what would happen
AMY:Certain
The Doctor picks the left one and the digital timer reverts to zero and all the power fades away off the bomb
AMY:I love this crystal Can I keep it?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry you won't be able to do It will disappear when we destroy the Orlords anything linked to them will because they will have never existed
AMY:Never Mind
ORLORD LEADER:What has happened?
THE DOCTOR:We deactivated you're bomb and now you shall all die and never have existed
ORLORD LEADER:Doctor you can't do this to me
THE DOCTOR:I Have no choice
The Doctor And Amy Hold hands and press the button on the tardis together
ORLORD LEADER:Doctor remember you are worse than us you took us out of existence
ALL ORLORDS:AAAAARGH!!!
All the Orlords disappear forever existing and The Doctor and Amy can still Remember What Happened and they end up on a beach with Captain Jack who can also remember. The events they still remember haven been erased from history
THE DOCTOR:You know what we need to do don't you Jack and Amy?
AMY:Certain
CAPTAIN JACK:Certain
THE DOCTOR:Come On Then
The Doctor,Captain Jack and Amy Pond head up to the the council hall for a meeting with Sardines and Walheads
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
THE DOCTOR:Now Walheads the Sardines have been here 10,000 years haven't they you have to be fair they deserve to live here as much as you do
WALHEAD DELEGATE:We need the land though
AMY:So do the sardines
CHIEF MALRUN (SARDINE):Come on though we do live here you can't just kick us out
CAPTAIN JACK:Exactly how does the fact the Walheads have lived here longer make them better than the sardines they have lived here 10,000 years that is long enough you both should agree that it is fair if both races can live here in peace
5 minutes later
ADAN MALROON (WALHEAD):I Now must make the decision we have all been not wanting to make Walheads and Sardines need to stand together as a planet we can't be nasty to each other No one can claim this planet Sardine or Walhead We need to join together and use our skills to attract more and more people to our planet and mark this planet to be a very happy place to be on the top universal tourist places like it used to be before we started losing our community hold and I must thank The Doctor,Amy Pond and Captain Jack Harkness because without them nothing would be possible
The Doctor,Amy and Captain Jack shake hands with the Walheads and the Sardines
At the Alien bar
CAPTAIN JACK:I am back at the bar I only went to Earth because of the Nestene Conciousness threat to the planet and I had to make sure that it didn't prevail because if it did I wouldn't have ever existed and then I get eaten by an Orlord and then I end up on a beach on Olopp the same planet I was on before I was eaten Anyway until next time Doctor and I promise not to do any flirting anymore
THE DOCTOR:Goodbye Jack and definitely no flirting ever I will be coming to arrest you if I find out you have flirted
The Doctor and Captain Jack start laughing and hug each other
AMY:What do you think about the Orlords?
THE DOCTOR:They had to be ripped out of existence for all this to be possible
AMY:How come we always remember when we shouldn't?
THE DOCTOR:I think it is down to magic how we remember
AMY:I feel sorry for them a little
THE DOCTOR:They didn't deserve to be wiped out of entire existence ever but all the destruction and hate they stood for was all totally wrong so in a way they deserved to have punishment for their crimes but not the punishment they got but I couldn't have not took them out of existence it was the Orlords or the whole of proper creation would have never happened so I had no choice
AMY:Well at least you can be certain they won't turn up again because no one in the universe even knows they ever existed and you said that the start of creation has had so many changes it is now pretty much a fixed point in time
THE DOCTOR:I hope for all our sakes it will become one and become unchangeable
AMY:Where too next?
THE DOCTOR:Let the tardis decide
The doctor and Amy go in the tardis and it dematerialises
A heavily armoured alien Comes into the bar and sits with a slitheen
ALIEN:Have you got the attracting device?
SLITHEEN:Yes Have you got 10,000 Raxos
ALIEN:Yes I have Here you go
SLITHEEN:Here is the attracting device
ALIEN:Thank You very much
The Pair shake hands and the slitheen leaves to go to order some vodka at the bar and the alien can be seen on the phone
ALIEN:Now I have this I will be able to attract aliens to earth to be our prey it shall be funny killing aliens who think they are the only invaders
OTHER ALIEN:I Have ripped the pages out and I am sending you them by Spacepost so you can keep them save
ALIEN:It is just a safety measure if anyone found those they could defeat us especially since rumours are going around about a hero called the doctor better safe than sorry
OTHER ALIEN:I agree Goodbye
ALIEN:Goodbye
End Titles
Tuesday, 4 May 2010
Doctor Who-Tricks of the Orlords
Earth,2010 Underground train station York
The Nestene Conciousness is talking to Captain Jack Harkness.
NESTENE:Earth shall be mine you were foolish to return
CAPTAIN JACK:I returned to save my own people
NESTENE:You're own people from the past interesting paradox you're mind shall definitely be mine autons steal his mind
AUTONS:We Obey
Autons start approaching from the distance with an axe
CAPTAIN JACK:No you can't how can you do make plastic come alive and speak?
NESTENE:I am made of plastic you shall die as my race come storming from Norlonia and take over the human race so you will never have existed
CAPTAIN JACK:You will all these wonderful people just learning how to walk and are capable of so much more and don't you realise if you kill them you stop me from ever existing and my mind too if you carry on with your plans you can't have my mind you're choice
NESTENE:I will absorb the brain energy from you're mind so that it can be kept in a protected paradox Autons steal his mind now now is the perfect time for our plans to begin and I need his mind now
Autons approach and are just about to chop his head of with an axes when the tardis materialises
THE DOCTOR:Captain nice to meet you again I am sorry for what is about to happen to you but nestene you are the same one from underground the one i destroyed with anti plastic How did you survive?
NESTENE:It was only enough to temporarily weaken me and stop my immediate plan but I have developed new ones which will my race here to harvest this planet from Norlonia
THE DOCTOR:That planet was destroyed in the time war I tried to save it from the timelord bombers I am so sorry daleks came to your planet and it caused the timelord bombers to destroy it all
NESTENE:Incorrect it only fell out of time and into a totally different part of space luckily a part that holds life and it has been lost for so long but I have now after all this time came in contact with my people
THE DOCTOR:So why do you need earth?
NESTENE:This planet is much better than our world holded in a secure orbit Norlonia is starting to freeze I need to rescue my people
THE DOCTOR:And this planet is getting hotter with carbon emissions and greenhouse gases
NESTENE:Absolutely perfect we feed on these gases
THE DOCTOR:Oh I forget about well I tried to trick you and you have been able to develop a strong human voice and give voices to autons
NESTENE:I was able to extract the good plastic parts which were 3% of the anti plastic and harvest it to make a bigger transmitter so big it detected my home planet and it will teleport all our species to this world and the transmitter activate all the plastic to kill every being on this planet so the nestenes can start without any other races in our way
THE DOCTOR:Where is this massive transmitter?
NESTENE:It is all around this train station
THE DOCTOR:Well I know what to do I will throw so anti plastic at you I always have some spare
The Doctor throws all the anti plastic he has 10 litres
THE DOCTOR:It hasn't worked
NESTENE:I grew immune from anti-plastic ages ago it now makes me stronger
THE DOCTOR:Well Plan B no their isn't any plan B just kill this person I don't care about him anymore
CAPTAIN JACK:This new regeneration is a nasty one you can't just leave me doctor help me
The Doctor says quietly
THE DOCTOR:You can't die and trust me this will work if you sacrifice you're head to the nestene
Auton uses axe to chop off jack's head and extracts the brain from the head and feeds it to nestene.
Parallel World,Park,Earth 2010
JACKIE TYLER:What is wrong sweetheart
ROSE TYLER:Nothing
PETE TYLER:You're eyes are going yellow fully yellow
ROSE TYLER:Keep you're eye on the baby not me I am not important
Rose Tyler starts springing off more and more golden time vortex energy
ROSE TYLER:No you shall not live
Rose Tyler then falls back and the time vortex energy starts fading fast and she goes normal again
ROSE TYLER:What Happened?
THE DOCTOR:Oh Rose Tyler you are fantastic more fantastic than you were before
NESTENE:AAAAARGH!!!!
Nestene starts going yellowish and dieing
THE DOCTOR:Technically speaking just before the nestene was about to finish the transmitter and bring all the nestenes here and activate all the plastic I just in time connected you to Capitan Jack Harkness The nestene harvested Captain Jack Harkness's brain and he is connected to the time vortex and you are aswell so through jack's brain you were able to connect to the nestene and destroy it before it destroyed the world very simple
NESTENE:My race will become extinct how nasty of you to destroy our races hopes of survival from our freezing planet
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry but you're race was just unlucky you can't use you're unluckiness to have an excuse to wipe out over races you just have to accept it
Captain Jack's Brain and head grows back fully
THE DOCTOR:You are back jack well say goodbye to the nestene conciousness
CAPTAIN JACK:Goodbye!!!
NESTENE:Transmitter Failing I am dieing AAAAARGH!!!
The Nestene bursts into time vortex energy which the tardis sucks up
ROSE TYLER:Doctor how did I escape the parallel world?
THE DOCTOR: connecting you to the nestene conciousness to save earth bursted loads of energy time vortex energy and transmitter energy so it has ripped a temporal whole between the universes which you can push through because you have time vortex energy in you're head so you are boosting the signal and falling through but in a moment the hole will close as the energy fades and you will be sucked back in you can't escape I am sorry what happened to the Human doctor?
ROSE TYLER:One day I woke up and he told me he was dieing and he just burst into regeneration energy
THE DOCTOR:The meta-crisis must have destabilized which means Donna will be fine she will be able to remember but she will not be able to remember why I left her and why she isn't travelling with me anymore I could visit her some day But I realise every second that every time I regenerate I start a new life maybe I should leave it and move on you can't always go back to the past
ROSE TYLER:I would like to travel with you again
THE DOCTOR:I have moved on and the energy isn't stable as I said you will sucked back to pete's world in about five minutes
ROSE TYLER:Goodbye doctor and by the way you are much sexier than before
THE DOCTOR:Thanks for the compliment by the way I can send you fully through for less than a minute if you would prefer that than being half through for five minutes
ROSE TYLER:I would much prefer that
The Doctor starts flicking switches on the train station transmitter controls and starts connecting the tardis to the controls to divert the energy to full materialisation
The Doctor then sonics Rose Tyler and Rose Tyler comes fully through and heads straight for the doctor's lips and they hug and snog for 15 seconds
ROSE TYLER:Definitely much more sexier than before
THE DOCTOR:As I said I can't always go back to old times
ROSE TYLER:Will I ever see you again?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry but I doubt we will be this lucky again
Rose Tyler Disappears Forever
Earth,2010 Chiswick,London
DONNA NOBLE: Granddad where is the doctor?
WILFRED MOTT:You can't ever remember him
DONNA NOBLE:Granddad I feel fine I am totally sure and I remember every part of my life my life all clicks together now but why did the doctor leave me granddad?
WILFRED MOTT:Can you be sure about it Are you certain you are fine?
DONNA NOBLE: Granddad I feel better than I have felt before
SYLVIA NOBLE:Donna I am back
Donna hugs her mum and says happily
DONNA NOBLE:I can remember him I can remember The Doctor
SYLVIA NOBLE:How can she remember?
WILFRED MOTT:I don't know maybe the doctor fixed it it's brilliant all those adventures and she can remember them now forever Donna Noble Companion on the doctor
SYLVIA NOBLE:I think we need a party to celebrate this Thank You Doctor
DONNA NOBLE:Anyway I have decided I am going to join UNIT do what the doctor would have always wanted me to do and I hope I really hope that I see the doctor again so he can be so proud of me
WILFRED MOTT:Won't he just My granddaughter working for UNIT and Donna we all hope we can see that wonderful man again The Doctor is always a part of my heart and hearts of all the stars up their in the sky
In the Tardis
CAPTAIN JACK:Where to now?
THE DOCTOR:The Planet Olopp I have a task for you
CAPTAIN JACK:What?
THE DOCTOR:I need you to make peace between the Sardines and the Walheads on the planet Olopp
CAPTAIN JACK:How do I do that?
THE DOCTOR:I don't know
CAPTAIN JACK:Why don't you do it?
THE DOCTOR:I can die they might kill you if things turn bad
CAPTAIN JACK:I see you have changed the tardis.How did you do that?
THE DOCTOR:A very long story and I am counting on you to make peace between these species's
CAPTAIN JACK:Why do you need to make peace between them?
THE DOCTOR:They have a wonderful planet I don't want it ruined.
CAPTAIN JACK:Do you not have a companion in the tardis travelling through time and space with you anymore?
THE DOCTOR:I do she's sunbathing on a peaceful beach on Olopp I am going to join her in a moment once the tardis has landed on Olopp
CAPTAIN JACK:So basically you want to keep the beaches the same
THE DOCTOR:Sort of I will be back to see how you are doing in 10 hours
CAPTAIN JACK:10 Hours it might take a bit longer than that
THE DOCTOR:If anything goes wrong contact me with this
CAPTAIN JACK:What is this?
THE DOCTOR:Message sender just type in the message and it sends it to my Psychic Paper
CAPTAIN JACK:Okay
THE DOCTOR:We have landed
THE DOCTOR:Olopp,Green moons in the sky,blue sand orange grass purple soil pink atmosphere black clouds the 110Th planet closest to the sun in the Olonia System
kept alive by artificial heat energy from the Pallonian work station 100,000 light years that way
The Doctor points to the left and Smiles
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CAPTAIN JACK:You think you are so sexy when you do that
THE DOCTOR:You need to watch you're words you are turning into River Song and don't flirt definitely no flirting totally banned from the rules of the planet Olopp
CAPTAIN JACK:Really?
THE DOCTOR:Yes totally It's a shame because you like to flirt don't you
CAPTAIN JACK:I really doubt it you really have got to be kidding me
THE DOCTOR:My rules of the planet
CAPTAIN JACK:You never change
THE DOCTOR: Definitely no flirting Jack
CAPTAIN JACK:Okay Doctor I will not flirt
THE DOCTOR:Flirt and You are dead Jack
CAPTAIN JACK:See how well I am doing in 10 hours
THE DOCTOR:I am sure you will have it sorted in 10 hours
Captain Jack Runs off into the distance
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):This is interesting imagine the energy I could steal from him I must get there through him I can feed all the Orlords that have been starved out of existence
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
CAPTAIN JACK:Now this is correct you sardines have stayed here 10,000 years and evolved through generations and you want to stay here on Olopp and the Walheads who evolved originally from here now want you off this planet
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Do not Trust Him he is trying to get into your heads he wants both of our species's to stay and secretly get his species to take over
Chief Malrun sniffs transferring orange invisible energy across the room
ADAN MALROON(WALHEAD):I agree whatever situations we have got ourselves in this pest will not help us but instead take over our planet or even worse destroy our planet
CAPTAIN JACK:That is not correct I do not want to do anything to you planet I just want to help I bring both spieces's together to trust each other and be friendly to each other
SARDINE DELEGATE:I am sure this man can be trusted Why come here to help us in the first place?I totally disagree that he has invasion plans
Chief Malrun Sniffs at the delegate
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):My evidence is totally accurate proof isn't it delegate you know it is
SARDINE DELEGATE:Yes I have changed my mind I have got to say I agree now I have obviously not thought this through I have looked at this in a wrong way Our tensions on our planet are hardly noticeable except for keen watchers keen for invasion and this is his plan to achieve his ultimate goal.
WALHEAD DELEGATE:Gives us more solid proof and I will agree but at the moment we have no proof
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Here is all the evidence you need in one sniff
Chief Malrun Sniffs Again at the Walhead Delegate
WALHEAD DELEGATE:I understand now
DELEGATES REPEATEDLY: What evidence did he give you?
WALHEAD DELEGATE:It was a planning document it shows clearly that Jack is planning against us We must call this meeting off he is using us and thank you Malrun for using you're sniffs to tell us information no other lifeform on this planet has the ability it is obvious you were sent by the gods to help us
Captain Jack starts typing on the message sender
On the Beach
AMY:What is wrong doctor?
THE DOCTOR:I have received a message on the Psychic paper"The delegates are ganging up on me it is because Chief Malrun keeps sniffing and seems to be hypnotising please help I might be in trouble"Their is only one sort of lifeform that could be doing this
AMY:What sort of lifeform?
THE DOCTOR:Orlords they use it to capture fake hate to take the life essence of lifeforms and if he is sniffing one must have escaped by binding with a sardine and if he is able to harness Jack's lifeforce then it means the end of the universe he would be able to bring the Orlords back fully to rule the universe Run now Amy we need to immediately help jack we need to get to the council hall as quick as we can
Amy and The Doctor start running towards the Council Hall
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
CAPTAIN JACK:I told you clearly when I started this discussion I am here to help nothing more nothing less I try my hardest to ensure this planet does not have a civil war I need to try to keep the sardines and the Walheads together in peace and I need you're help
The Doctor and Amy Burst into the room
THE DOCTOR:Trust me believe me he is my friend and all he wants is peace no invasion plans at all
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):More Proof these are his accomplices coming here to give him extra support to make ultimate sure they succeed in taking over the planet
ADAM MALROON(WALHEAD):I agree these are enemies of our planet they must be removed
SARDINE DELEGATE:We need more proof
The Doctor sniffs to Confirm the fact that Chief Malrun is an Orlord in Disguise
THE DOCTOR:All of you should really not believe him he is not a sardine he may look like you're chicken headed race with large blue teeth around purple shining crystalline bodies but he is just pure energy hiding in that form he has taken over that body and soon the entire universe if you let him hypnotise you into hating him
SARDINE DELEGATE:I knew it he is a Walhead in disguise
THE DOCTOR:He isn't really shark headed with a green and red dragon like body and two goat like hooves either
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):He is lying his words make no sense he is speaking in a strange untranslatable language they are strangers who want to use Olopp for the own uses
THE DOCTOR:Don't play tricks with me orlord
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):You are not making any sense a what lord?
AMY:Believe the doctor is telling the truth just look into his eyes they are turning orange this must be clear proof trust the doctor he is an orlord and you are all in serious danger if you don't act quickly
THE DOCTOR:He is blocking the tardis translation circuit so they can't understand us
AMY:Can't you boost the translation circuits
THE DOCTOR:I will try with my sonic Give me them Sunglasses
AMY:What for?
THE DOCTOR:To hide the noise they might suspect something if they hear the noise?
AMY:Is it Working?
THE DOCTOR:I have done it to 100 times it's normal strength good job this new sonic screwdriver can connect to the tardis long distances and the tardis translation circuits now work even longer distances than they use to work
AMY:Can he still block it?
THE DOCTOR:No I have no got it too high for even the powers of Orlords to block but Amy Orlords have a lot more tricks than you can imagine
AMY:Now you can all hear properly surely you can all see his suspicious looks and sniffs which none of you can perfect he is not of this planet he is an Orlord and trust me if you let him use you to build up his strength you are all going to die very soon.Captain Jack is not the enemy Malrun is.Focus fight his mind get past him and stop him before it is too late
SARDINE DELEGATE:I believe the girl is right
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):The only not convinced person in this room apart from the strangers do you want more evidence?
THE DOCTOR:Be careful Jack anymore hate and you are gone forever you maybe immortal but the Orlords can wipe you out of existence forever forever feeding on your energy as you start to life again anymore hate and you will die forever
SARDINE DELEGATE:Yes Malrun
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Here it comes
SARDINE DELEGATE:He is telling the truth Captain Jack must be destroyed
ALL DELEGATES: Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!!
CAPTAIN JACK:This is ridiculous I told you plain and simply I am here to help you and that is all I am to do to make certain peace between both races
The Doctor and Amy pull worried faces
ALL DELEGATES: Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!!
CAPTAIN JACK:AAAAARGH!!!
Captain Jack dissolves into orange energy Bringing Back many more Orlords back into existence and Chief Malrun turns into his true form
THE DOCTOR:You are Orlords just like I said see now delegates look what you have done
AMY:You said he was immortal He Will be coming back in a few minutes Won't He Doctor?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry Amy he will not be coming back ever the Orlords have absorbed his life essence forever and whatever life essence was going to be created by him will be sucked back to resurrect trapped Orlords trapped invisibly into the working of the universe
ORLORD MALRUN:Doctor such a incredible life essence we have absorbed and you thought you had trapped us all into the universe reality didn't you?
THE DOCTOR:How did you survive?
ORLORD MALRUN:When we were being sucked in by the universes structures I quickly scattered away from your Cosmic Flattener shifting the building blocks of the universe to your design creating this mess of a universe I fell through time to this planet about 20 years and thank you doctor you have given us the perfect man to bring us back into proper existence remember doctor you can never destroy the Orlords.
I took over Chief Malrun's body and this entire universe universe shall be taken over by the Orlords.
THE DOCTOR:Amy run as fast you can now Amy for your life
A massive orange cloud can be seen chasing them and spreading across the planet Olopp
SARDINES/WALHEADS:AAAAARGH!!!!
Sardines and Walheads all over the planet start being eaten by the Orlords and turning into more golden energy with more Orlords being brought back into proper existence
Amy and The Doctor rush into the tardis and the doctor rushes the consoles as quickly as he can and the tardis dematerialises with clouds of Orlords chasing at incredible speeds
THE DOCTOR:They will keep growing forever unstarving stored flattened starved Orlords bringing them back into existence feasting on everything in their path soon they will have the universe then will travel through the time vortex and eat the existence of the universe the universe will have never existed
AMY:But won't they destroy theirselves doing that because they will stop themselves stealing jack's life essence
THE DOCTOR:No,The Orlords are Strong Enough to hold small paradoxes on events like that
AMY:I reckon they won't be able to feast on one ship
THE DOCTOR:Amy What Ship?
AMY:This Tardis it is indestructible you said it was we are 100% safe in here aren't we?
THE DOCTOR:I am so sorry but I lied this tardis isn't quite indestructible
AMY:How can I trust you when you lie all the time?
THE DOCTOR:You can always trust me Amy I only lied to make you feel secure this tardis is vertly indestructible 99.99% indestructible but the Orlords are structured into the universe in a way they are very similar to space but different because they are alive fully alive they are like gods that is what you would call them and do you think gods don't have enough power to destroy this tardis?
AMY:No
THE DOCTOR:I Agree
AMY:But if Orlords are part of the universe like space and you knocked them out of proper existence how did life form?The universe should have fell apart doctor How did all this life in the universe survive without the Orlords?because you said they are part of the universe
THE DOCTOR:It was way back when I was born I am a Timelord but I was born out of my time deliberately when I was born I was the only person alive other than the Orlords
The Orlords stopped life other than themselves from ever being created.I through combining trapped energy with lost bits of technology the Orlords created was able to trap them in what I call a Cosmic Flattener it basically flatteners think of the Orlords as gases and I restricted the balance to solids and liquids of course they aren't they are a totally different form of Luidine Lifeforms but it gives you an idea of what I did to make life exist outside the Orlords.
AMY:So you created the universe?
THE DOCTOR:I caused the big bang if you mean that
AMY:So how did you get created?
THE DOCTOR:My parents must have realised my potential at saving the universe and creating the universe they stole a time machine went all the way back to where the Orlords where they were the only Lifeforms and my mother gave birth and left me their on a liquid reef sort of place with orange skies of Orlords above they created enough heat and water to keep me alive.
AMY:But how did they end up being created to send you back into the past
THE DOCTOR:Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Amy very very complicated stuff
AMY:How old were you when you were able to work out ho to trap the Orlords and begin the universe you wanted?
THE DOCTOR:Six
AMY:How did the Orlords not kill you before then?
THE DOCTOR:They didn't notice me How would they?they were certain they had stopped any possibility of any other life being created and then after I started the universe this tardis arrived with my parents in just as the Orlords fell out of time for what I thought would be Forever They took me to what should have been my home planet Gallifrey but it wasn't and I started schooling and looked into the Untempted Schism and I didn't find it amazing at all what they didn't realise was the fact that I had already seen it all before I had created it and in a way it was why I stole this box it had helped me create the universe I felt connected to it so I took it and travelled the stars with Amy Pond
AMY:Doctor What about the Orlords How are they doing?How are they advancing?How much longer can the tardis keep being chased for?
The Tardis starts crashing to a black massive deserted asteroid 100 times the size of earth
THE DOCTOR:Not much longer their powers are eating into the tardis They are puling us down
The Tardis Crash Lands on the Asteroid and The Doctor and Amy step out of the Tardis
THE DOCTOR:So you have this entire sector of the universe
ORLORD:Yes we have Doctor apart from one spaceship
THE DOCTOR:What spaceship?
ORLORD:A spaceship stuck fighting [Pandorica heading slowly for an unknown
destination
AMY:How come you can not drain the life essence of that spaceship?
ORLORD:They have weapons which could blast us out of the universe into Voids and None Existence weapons of massive size so much technology they can through bits off very often replaced by better versions of the technology and they are forcing Pandorica out of permanent existence
AMY:What are you planning to do?
ORLORD:We are planning to destroy the universe then the time vortex and then we will be able to life like the olden days the old universe will have never not been the universe it was a brilliant universe where only us creatures existed and no others it was a universe the doctor foolishly destroyed
THE DOCTOR:I will stop you
ORLORD:How?
AMY:The doctor always saves the universe and he will save this time don't you worry you Orlords he will save the universe again and stop you
ORLORD:We shall consume the entire existence of the universe very soon
AMY:Apart from that Spaceship
ORLORD:Yes quite right Amelia Jessica Pond Apart from that spaceship
AMY:How does he know my name?
THE DOCTOR:Orlords know every single fact about the universe they have seen every single thing that has happened in the universe
AMY:Scary Doctor Very Scary So they know more than you doctor?
THE DOCTOR:Yes indeed Amy more than any creatures ever technically they are the gods of the universe
AMY:How long will this plan take to complete?
ORLORD:In human hours for our timelines 10 hours
THE DOCTOR:What are you going to do about us?
ORLORD:Very soon you will have all you're life energy consumed by us you will all make very tasty meals for us Orlords
AMY:What about the tardis?
ORLORD:That shall be consumed by us aswell
THE DOCTOR:This is the end no way out the Orlords are going to rule the entire universe forever their are no special tricks or plans I can perfect to save the day and the timelords are dead so I can't get any help of them
they are strong enough to easily consume the daleks
ORLORD:We have already consumed a dalek ship carrying the progenitor before it entered the time vortex it was planning to go to 1963 earth but we ate them before the spaceship entered the time vortex and all them daleks onboard very all delicious meals
THE DOCTOR:Surely you can let us live a little longer to see you're ultimate victory and see you destroy this universe forever
ALL ORLORDS:HA HA HA!!!
ORLORD:Always the funny one doctor but no we will never risk you stopping us again we will consume you,your companion and your tardis what delicious meals you will make all you're life energy will be ours to feast on and trust me doctor very very soon the universe will consist of only one form of energy orlord energy.
Massive Clouds of Orange Energy of the Orlord Creatures starts storming faster and faster at The Doctor, Amy and The Tardis ready to consume them.
To be Continued...
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The Nestene Conciousness is talking to Captain Jack Harkness.
NESTENE:Earth shall be mine you were foolish to return
CAPTAIN JACK:I returned to save my own people
NESTENE:You're own people from the past interesting paradox you're mind shall definitely be mine autons steal his mind
AUTONS:We Obey
Autons start approaching from the distance with an axe
CAPTAIN JACK:No you can't how can you do make plastic come alive and speak?
NESTENE:I am made of plastic you shall die as my race come storming from Norlonia and take over the human race so you will never have existed
CAPTAIN JACK:You will all these wonderful people just learning how to walk and are capable of so much more and don't you realise if you kill them you stop me from ever existing and my mind too if you carry on with your plans you can't have my mind you're choice
NESTENE:I will absorb the brain energy from you're mind so that it can be kept in a protected paradox Autons steal his mind now now is the perfect time for our plans to begin and I need his mind now
Autons approach and are just about to chop his head of with an axes when the tardis materialises
THE DOCTOR:Captain nice to meet you again I am sorry for what is about to happen to you but nestene you are the same one from underground the one i destroyed with anti plastic How did you survive?
NESTENE:It was only enough to temporarily weaken me and stop my immediate plan but I have developed new ones which will my race here to harvest this planet from Norlonia
THE DOCTOR:That planet was destroyed in the time war I tried to save it from the timelord bombers I am so sorry daleks came to your planet and it caused the timelord bombers to destroy it all
NESTENE:Incorrect it only fell out of time and into a totally different part of space luckily a part that holds life and it has been lost for so long but I have now after all this time came in contact with my people
THE DOCTOR:So why do you need earth?
NESTENE:This planet is much better than our world holded in a secure orbit Norlonia is starting to freeze I need to rescue my people
THE DOCTOR:And this planet is getting hotter with carbon emissions and greenhouse gases
NESTENE:Absolutely perfect we feed on these gases
THE DOCTOR:Oh I forget about well I tried to trick you and you have been able to develop a strong human voice and give voices to autons
NESTENE:I was able to extract the good plastic parts which were 3% of the anti plastic and harvest it to make a bigger transmitter so big it detected my home planet and it will teleport all our species to this world and the transmitter activate all the plastic to kill every being on this planet so the nestenes can start without any other races in our way
THE DOCTOR:Where is this massive transmitter?
NESTENE:It is all around this train station
THE DOCTOR:Well I know what to do I will throw so anti plastic at you I always have some spare
The Doctor throws all the anti plastic he has 10 litres
THE DOCTOR:It hasn't worked
NESTENE:I grew immune from anti-plastic ages ago it now makes me stronger
THE DOCTOR:Well Plan B no their isn't any plan B just kill this person I don't care about him anymore
CAPTAIN JACK:This new regeneration is a nasty one you can't just leave me doctor help me
The Doctor says quietly
THE DOCTOR:You can't die and trust me this will work if you sacrifice you're head to the nestene
Auton uses axe to chop off jack's head and extracts the brain from the head and feeds it to nestene.
Parallel World,Park,Earth 2010
JACKIE TYLER:What is wrong sweetheart
ROSE TYLER:Nothing
PETE TYLER:You're eyes are going yellow fully yellow
ROSE TYLER:Keep you're eye on the baby not me I am not important
Rose Tyler starts springing off more and more golden time vortex energy
ROSE TYLER:No you shall not live
Rose Tyler then falls back and the time vortex energy starts fading fast and she goes normal again
ROSE TYLER:What Happened?
THE DOCTOR:Oh Rose Tyler you are fantastic more fantastic than you were before
NESTENE:AAAAARGH!!!!
Nestene starts going yellowish and dieing
THE DOCTOR:Technically speaking just before the nestene was about to finish the transmitter and bring all the nestenes here and activate all the plastic I just in time connected you to Capitan Jack Harkness The nestene harvested Captain Jack Harkness's brain and he is connected to the time vortex and you are aswell so through jack's brain you were able to connect to the nestene and destroy it before it destroyed the world very simple
NESTENE:My race will become extinct how nasty of you to destroy our races hopes of survival from our freezing planet
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry but you're race was just unlucky you can't use you're unluckiness to have an excuse to wipe out over races you just have to accept it
Captain Jack's Brain and head grows back fully
THE DOCTOR:You are back jack well say goodbye to the nestene conciousness
CAPTAIN JACK:Goodbye!!!
NESTENE:Transmitter Failing I am dieing AAAAARGH!!!
The Nestene bursts into time vortex energy which the tardis sucks up
ROSE TYLER:Doctor how did I escape the parallel world?
THE DOCTOR: connecting you to the nestene conciousness to save earth bursted loads of energy time vortex energy and transmitter energy so it has ripped a temporal whole between the universes which you can push through because you have time vortex energy in you're head so you are boosting the signal and falling through but in a moment the hole will close as the energy fades and you will be sucked back in you can't escape I am sorry what happened to the Human doctor?
ROSE TYLER:One day I woke up and he told me he was dieing and he just burst into regeneration energy
THE DOCTOR:The meta-crisis must have destabilized which means Donna will be fine she will be able to remember but she will not be able to remember why I left her and why she isn't travelling with me anymore I could visit her some day But I realise every second that every time I regenerate I start a new life maybe I should leave it and move on you can't always go back to the past
ROSE TYLER:I would like to travel with you again
THE DOCTOR:I have moved on and the energy isn't stable as I said you will sucked back to pete's world in about five minutes
ROSE TYLER:Goodbye doctor and by the way you are much sexier than before
THE DOCTOR:Thanks for the compliment by the way I can send you fully through for less than a minute if you would prefer that than being half through for five minutes
ROSE TYLER:I would much prefer that
The Doctor starts flicking switches on the train station transmitter controls and starts connecting the tardis to the controls to divert the energy to full materialisation
The Doctor then sonics Rose Tyler and Rose Tyler comes fully through and heads straight for the doctor's lips and they hug and snog for 15 seconds
ROSE TYLER:Definitely much more sexier than before
THE DOCTOR:As I said I can't always go back to old times
ROSE TYLER:Will I ever see you again?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry but I doubt we will be this lucky again
Rose Tyler Disappears Forever
Earth,2010 Chiswick,London
DONNA NOBLE: Granddad where is the doctor?
WILFRED MOTT:You can't ever remember him
DONNA NOBLE:Granddad I feel fine I am totally sure and I remember every part of my life my life all clicks together now but why did the doctor leave me granddad?
WILFRED MOTT:Can you be sure about it Are you certain you are fine?
DONNA NOBLE: Granddad I feel better than I have felt before
SYLVIA NOBLE:Donna I am back
Donna hugs her mum and says happily
DONNA NOBLE:I can remember him I can remember The Doctor
SYLVIA NOBLE:How can she remember?
WILFRED MOTT:I don't know maybe the doctor fixed it it's brilliant all those adventures and she can remember them now forever Donna Noble Companion on the doctor
SYLVIA NOBLE:I think we need a party to celebrate this Thank You Doctor
DONNA NOBLE:Anyway I have decided I am going to join UNIT do what the doctor would have always wanted me to do and I hope I really hope that I see the doctor again so he can be so proud of me
WILFRED MOTT:Won't he just My granddaughter working for UNIT and Donna we all hope we can see that wonderful man again The Doctor is always a part of my heart and hearts of all the stars up their in the sky
In the Tardis
CAPTAIN JACK:Where to now?
THE DOCTOR:The Planet Olopp I have a task for you
CAPTAIN JACK:What?
THE DOCTOR:I need you to make peace between the Sardines and the Walheads on the planet Olopp
CAPTAIN JACK:How do I do that?
THE DOCTOR:I don't know
CAPTAIN JACK:Why don't you do it?
THE DOCTOR:I can die they might kill you if things turn bad
CAPTAIN JACK:I see you have changed the tardis.How did you do that?
THE DOCTOR:A very long story and I am counting on you to make peace between these species's
CAPTAIN JACK:Why do you need to make peace between them?
THE DOCTOR:They have a wonderful planet I don't want it ruined.
CAPTAIN JACK:Do you not have a companion in the tardis travelling through time and space with you anymore?
THE DOCTOR:I do she's sunbathing on a peaceful beach on Olopp I am going to join her in a moment once the tardis has landed on Olopp
CAPTAIN JACK:So basically you want to keep the beaches the same
THE DOCTOR:Sort of I will be back to see how you are doing in 10 hours
CAPTAIN JACK:10 Hours it might take a bit longer than that
THE DOCTOR:If anything goes wrong contact me with this
CAPTAIN JACK:What is this?
THE DOCTOR:Message sender just type in the message and it sends it to my Psychic Paper
CAPTAIN JACK:Okay
THE DOCTOR:We have landed
THE DOCTOR:Olopp,Green moons in the sky,blue sand orange grass purple soil pink atmosphere black clouds the 110Th planet closest to the sun in the Olonia System
kept alive by artificial heat energy from the Pallonian work station 100,000 light years that way
The Doctor points to the left and Smiles
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CAPTAIN JACK:You think you are so sexy when you do that
THE DOCTOR:You need to watch you're words you are turning into River Song and don't flirt definitely no flirting totally banned from the rules of the planet Olopp
CAPTAIN JACK:Really?
THE DOCTOR:Yes totally It's a shame because you like to flirt don't you
CAPTAIN JACK:I really doubt it you really have got to be kidding me
THE DOCTOR:My rules of the planet
CAPTAIN JACK:You never change
THE DOCTOR: Definitely no flirting Jack
CAPTAIN JACK:Okay Doctor I will not flirt
THE DOCTOR:Flirt and You are dead Jack
CAPTAIN JACK:See how well I am doing in 10 hours
THE DOCTOR:I am sure you will have it sorted in 10 hours
Captain Jack Runs off into the distance
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):This is interesting imagine the energy I could steal from him I must get there through him I can feed all the Orlords that have been starved out of existence
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
CAPTAIN JACK:Now this is correct you sardines have stayed here 10,000 years and evolved through generations and you want to stay here on Olopp and the Walheads who evolved originally from here now want you off this planet
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Do not Trust Him he is trying to get into your heads he wants both of our species's to stay and secretly get his species to take over
Chief Malrun sniffs transferring orange invisible energy across the room
ADAN MALROON(WALHEAD):I agree whatever situations we have got ourselves in this pest will not help us but instead take over our planet or even worse destroy our planet
CAPTAIN JACK:That is not correct I do not want to do anything to you planet I just want to help I bring both spieces's together to trust each other and be friendly to each other
SARDINE DELEGATE:I am sure this man can be trusted Why come here to help us in the first place?I totally disagree that he has invasion plans
Chief Malrun Sniffs at the delegate
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):My evidence is totally accurate proof isn't it delegate you know it is
SARDINE DELEGATE:Yes I have changed my mind I have got to say I agree now I have obviously not thought this through I have looked at this in a wrong way Our tensions on our planet are hardly noticeable except for keen watchers keen for invasion and this is his plan to achieve his ultimate goal.
WALHEAD DELEGATE:Gives us more solid proof and I will agree but at the moment we have no proof
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Here is all the evidence you need in one sniff
Chief Malrun Sniffs Again at the Walhead Delegate
WALHEAD DELEGATE:I understand now
DELEGATES REPEATEDLY: What evidence did he give you?
WALHEAD DELEGATE:It was a planning document it shows clearly that Jack is planning against us We must call this meeting off he is using us and thank you Malrun for using you're sniffs to tell us information no other lifeform on this planet has the ability it is obvious you were sent by the gods to help us
Captain Jack starts typing on the message sender
On the Beach
AMY:What is wrong doctor?
THE DOCTOR:I have received a message on the Psychic paper"The delegates are ganging up on me it is because Chief Malrun keeps sniffing and seems to be hypnotising please help I might be in trouble"Their is only one sort of lifeform that could be doing this
AMY:What sort of lifeform?
THE DOCTOR:Orlords they use it to capture fake hate to take the life essence of lifeforms and if he is sniffing one must have escaped by binding with a sardine and if he is able to harness Jack's lifeforce then it means the end of the universe he would be able to bring the Orlords back fully to rule the universe Run now Amy we need to immediately help jack we need to get to the council hall as quick as we can
Amy and The Doctor start running towards the Council Hall
In a meeting in the council hall South to the Great Olopp Beach
CAPTAIN JACK:I told you clearly when I started this discussion I am here to help nothing more nothing less I try my hardest to ensure this planet does not have a civil war I need to try to keep the sardines and the Walheads together in peace and I need you're help
The Doctor and Amy Burst into the room
THE DOCTOR:Trust me believe me he is my friend and all he wants is peace no invasion plans at all
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):More Proof these are his accomplices coming here to give him extra support to make ultimate sure they succeed in taking over the planet
ADAM MALROON(WALHEAD):I agree these are enemies of our planet they must be removed
SARDINE DELEGATE:We need more proof
The Doctor sniffs to Confirm the fact that Chief Malrun is an Orlord in Disguise
THE DOCTOR:All of you should really not believe him he is not a sardine he may look like you're chicken headed race with large blue teeth around purple shining crystalline bodies but he is just pure energy hiding in that form he has taken over that body and soon the entire universe if you let him hypnotise you into hating him
SARDINE DELEGATE:I knew it he is a Walhead in disguise
THE DOCTOR:He isn't really shark headed with a green and red dragon like body and two goat like hooves either
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):He is lying his words make no sense he is speaking in a strange untranslatable language they are strangers who want to use Olopp for the own uses
THE DOCTOR:Don't play tricks with me orlord
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):You are not making any sense a what lord?
AMY:Believe the doctor is telling the truth just look into his eyes they are turning orange this must be clear proof trust the doctor he is an orlord and you are all in serious danger if you don't act quickly
THE DOCTOR:He is blocking the tardis translation circuit so they can't understand us
AMY:Can't you boost the translation circuits
THE DOCTOR:I will try with my sonic Give me them Sunglasses
AMY:What for?
THE DOCTOR:To hide the noise they might suspect something if they hear the noise?
AMY:Is it Working?
THE DOCTOR:I have done it to 100 times it's normal strength good job this new sonic screwdriver can connect to the tardis long distances and the tardis translation circuits now work even longer distances than they use to work
AMY:Can he still block it?
THE DOCTOR:No I have no got it too high for even the powers of Orlords to block but Amy Orlords have a lot more tricks than you can imagine
AMY:Now you can all hear properly surely you can all see his suspicious looks and sniffs which none of you can perfect he is not of this planet he is an Orlord and trust me if you let him use you to build up his strength you are all going to die very soon.Captain Jack is not the enemy Malrun is.Focus fight his mind get past him and stop him before it is too late
SARDINE DELEGATE:I believe the girl is right
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):The only not convinced person in this room apart from the strangers do you want more evidence?
THE DOCTOR:Be careful Jack anymore hate and you are gone forever you maybe immortal but the Orlords can wipe you out of existence forever forever feeding on your energy as you start to life again anymore hate and you will die forever
SARDINE DELEGATE:Yes Malrun
CHIEF MALRUN(SARDINE):Here it comes
SARDINE DELEGATE:He is telling the truth Captain Jack must be destroyed
ALL DELEGATES: Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!!
CAPTAIN JACK:This is ridiculous I told you plain and simply I am here to help you and that is all I am to do to make certain peace between both races
The Doctor and Amy pull worried faces
ALL DELEGATES: Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!! Captain Jack must be destroyed!!!
CAPTAIN JACK:AAAAARGH!!!
Captain Jack dissolves into orange energy Bringing Back many more Orlords back into existence and Chief Malrun turns into his true form
THE DOCTOR:You are Orlords just like I said see now delegates look what you have done
AMY:You said he was immortal He Will be coming back in a few minutes Won't He Doctor?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry Amy he will not be coming back ever the Orlords have absorbed his life essence forever and whatever life essence was going to be created by him will be sucked back to resurrect trapped Orlords trapped invisibly into the working of the universe
ORLORD MALRUN:Doctor such a incredible life essence we have absorbed and you thought you had trapped us all into the universe reality didn't you?
THE DOCTOR:How did you survive?
ORLORD MALRUN:When we were being sucked in by the universes structures I quickly scattered away from your Cosmic Flattener shifting the building blocks of the universe to your design creating this mess of a universe I fell through time to this planet about 20 years and thank you doctor you have given us the perfect man to bring us back into proper existence remember doctor you can never destroy the Orlords.
I took over Chief Malrun's body and this entire universe universe shall be taken over by the Orlords.
THE DOCTOR:Amy run as fast you can now Amy for your life
A massive orange cloud can be seen chasing them and spreading across the planet Olopp
SARDINES/WALHEADS:AAAAARGH!!!!
Sardines and Walheads all over the planet start being eaten by the Orlords and turning into more golden energy with more Orlords being brought back into proper existence
Amy and The Doctor rush into the tardis and the doctor rushes the consoles as quickly as he can and the tardis dematerialises with clouds of Orlords chasing at incredible speeds
THE DOCTOR:They will keep growing forever unstarving stored flattened starved Orlords bringing them back into existence feasting on everything in their path soon they will have the universe then will travel through the time vortex and eat the existence of the universe the universe will have never existed
AMY:But won't they destroy theirselves doing that because they will stop themselves stealing jack's life essence
THE DOCTOR:No,The Orlords are Strong Enough to hold small paradoxes on events like that
AMY:I reckon they won't be able to feast on one ship
THE DOCTOR:Amy What Ship?
AMY:This Tardis it is indestructible you said it was we are 100% safe in here aren't we?
THE DOCTOR:I am so sorry but I lied this tardis isn't quite indestructible
AMY:How can I trust you when you lie all the time?
THE DOCTOR:You can always trust me Amy I only lied to make you feel secure this tardis is vertly indestructible 99.99% indestructible but the Orlords are structured into the universe in a way they are very similar to space but different because they are alive fully alive they are like gods that is what you would call them and do you think gods don't have enough power to destroy this tardis?
AMY:No
THE DOCTOR:I Agree
AMY:But if Orlords are part of the universe like space and you knocked them out of proper existence how did life form?The universe should have fell apart doctor How did all this life in the universe survive without the Orlords?because you said they are part of the universe
THE DOCTOR:It was way back when I was born I am a Timelord but I was born out of my time deliberately when I was born I was the only person alive other than the Orlords
The Orlords stopped life other than themselves from ever being created.I through combining trapped energy with lost bits of technology the Orlords created was able to trap them in what I call a Cosmic Flattener it basically flatteners think of the Orlords as gases and I restricted the balance to solids and liquids of course they aren't they are a totally different form of Luidine Lifeforms but it gives you an idea of what I did to make life exist outside the Orlords.
AMY:So you created the universe?
THE DOCTOR:I caused the big bang if you mean that
AMY:So how did you get created?
THE DOCTOR:My parents must have realised my potential at saving the universe and creating the universe they stole a time machine went all the way back to where the Orlords where they were the only Lifeforms and my mother gave birth and left me their on a liquid reef sort of place with orange skies of Orlords above they created enough heat and water to keep me alive.
AMY:But how did they end up being created to send you back into the past
THE DOCTOR:Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Amy very very complicated stuff
AMY:How old were you when you were able to work out ho to trap the Orlords and begin the universe you wanted?
THE DOCTOR:Six
AMY:How did the Orlords not kill you before then?
THE DOCTOR:They didn't notice me How would they?they were certain they had stopped any possibility of any other life being created and then after I started the universe this tardis arrived with my parents in just as the Orlords fell out of time for what I thought would be Forever They took me to what should have been my home planet Gallifrey but it wasn't and I started schooling and looked into the Untempted Schism and I didn't find it amazing at all what they didn't realise was the fact that I had already seen it all before I had created it and in a way it was why I stole this box it had helped me create the universe I felt connected to it so I took it and travelled the stars with Amy Pond
AMY:Doctor What about the Orlords How are they doing?How are they advancing?How much longer can the tardis keep being chased for?
The Tardis starts crashing to a black massive deserted asteroid 100 times the size of earth
THE DOCTOR:Not much longer their powers are eating into the tardis They are puling us down
The Tardis Crash Lands on the Asteroid and The Doctor and Amy step out of the Tardis
THE DOCTOR:So you have this entire sector of the universe
ORLORD:Yes we have Doctor apart from one spaceship
THE DOCTOR:What spaceship?
ORLORD:A spaceship stuck fighting [Pandorica heading slowly for an unknown
destination
AMY:How come you can not drain the life essence of that spaceship?
ORLORD:They have weapons which could blast us out of the universe into Voids and None Existence weapons of massive size so much technology they can through bits off very often replaced by better versions of the technology and they are forcing Pandorica out of permanent existence
AMY:What are you planning to do?
ORLORD:We are planning to destroy the universe then the time vortex and then we will be able to life like the olden days the old universe will have never not been the universe it was a brilliant universe where only us creatures existed and no others it was a universe the doctor foolishly destroyed
THE DOCTOR:I will stop you
ORLORD:How?
AMY:The doctor always saves the universe and he will save this time don't you worry you Orlords he will save the universe again and stop you
ORLORD:We shall consume the entire existence of the universe very soon
AMY:Apart from that Spaceship
ORLORD:Yes quite right Amelia Jessica Pond Apart from that spaceship
AMY:How does he know my name?
THE DOCTOR:Orlords know every single fact about the universe they have seen every single thing that has happened in the universe
AMY:Scary Doctor Very Scary So they know more than you doctor?
THE DOCTOR:Yes indeed Amy more than any creatures ever technically they are the gods of the universe
AMY:How long will this plan take to complete?
ORLORD:In human hours for our timelines 10 hours
THE DOCTOR:What are you going to do about us?
ORLORD:Very soon you will have all you're life energy consumed by us you will all make very tasty meals for us Orlords
AMY:What about the tardis?
ORLORD:That shall be consumed by us aswell
THE DOCTOR:This is the end no way out the Orlords are going to rule the entire universe forever their are no special tricks or plans I can perfect to save the day and the timelords are dead so I can't get any help of them
they are strong enough to easily consume the daleks
ORLORD:We have already consumed a dalek ship carrying the progenitor before it entered the time vortex it was planning to go to 1963 earth but we ate them before the spaceship entered the time vortex and all them daleks onboard very all delicious meals
THE DOCTOR:Surely you can let us live a little longer to see you're ultimate victory and see you destroy this universe forever
ALL ORLORDS:HA HA HA!!!
ORLORD:Always the funny one doctor but no we will never risk you stopping us again we will consume you,your companion and your tardis what delicious meals you will make all you're life energy will be ours to feast on and trust me doctor very very soon the universe will consist of only one form of energy orlord energy.
Massive Clouds of Orange Energy of the Orlord Creatures starts storming faster and faster at The Doctor, Amy and The Tardis ready to consume them.
To be Continued...
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Sunday, 2 May 2010
Doctor Who The Conflicted Rescue
Police Department Laboratory England 63Rd Century
(Officers see a picture of a stolen item)
ADAM JONES:That is a very valuable object we can not let him escape with it and not be executed
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:I agree because whoever he and his associate are they have to be found and executed as my new laws say.Is that clear.Can you Get them for me?
TOM MILLS:Yes using the trilingator from the wreckage of what looks like a boiler of an alien ship it configures and drags back things using DNA we picked up DNA of the criminal and all we need to do now is configure it.
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:I am very impressed now all intruders will be easily captured
TOM MILLS:Yes indeed I am sending the signal now
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:I am leaving you know you what to do I expect to see video footage of their disintegration if I am not their for their executions which I am very sure I will be their for the executions but anyway Call me if you need any assistance Mr Jones come with me we need to do some planning and I will need an extra hand
TOM MILLS:Signal Found dragging back we will soon have the criminals prime minister don't you worry and you will be so proud
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Tardis materialises in a strange way creating terrible noises and groans constantly fluctuating
PROFESSOR COOPER:Increase Strength the criminal is fighting back
TOM MILLS:Trying Professor but our stabilizers are exploding our machine is alien and has immense power it is going to destroy earth if we can't stabilize
PROFESSOR COPPER:Put the machine to maximum
TOM MILLS:That is beyond safety restrictions
PROFESSOR COPPER:Do it now
TOM MILLS:Exitating the generators putting the machine to maximum professor
Suddenly the room explodes into flames and the tardis fully materialises
The doctor and Amy go out of the tardis with the interior and exterior of the tardis
exploding with fumes steaming out
AMY:Will your time machine be alright?
THE DOCTOR:Yes, hopefully anyway Where are we this is very strange how on earth did we get pulled into materialising here that technology must have been immensely powerful it almost destroyed my ship
AMY:doctor look I think we Should we get out of here
THE DOCTOR:Lets find out what they want
AMY:They won't want anything appetising for us
THE DOCTOR:The Tardis can't dematerialise for a long while yet because of that technology whatever technology it was that got us here ,we are stuck and even if I tried that technology might just pull us back again and the tardis couldn't survive two big blows in a day.
Soldiers and officers walk up to them
COMMANDER BROACH:Well here they are the criminal and his associate
THE DOCTOR:We didn't kill them scientists
COMMANDER BROACH:We know you didn't kill them Their machine is very dangerous and it definitely killed them never mind but more importantly we are here because of what you did
AMY:What did we do?
COMMANDER BROACH:You Stole a box a very precious box Do not lie to Me
THE DOCTOR:What box?
COMMANDER BROACH:A homing box from the Byzantium with precious security footage
THE DOCTOR:Oh that box
COMMANDER BROACH:Don't Play games with me just give me the box
THE DOCTOR:If you let me go in my spaceship
COMMANDER BROACH:How can we trust you?
SOLIDER:We can hold the girl as hostage and if he doesn't return in 30 minutes we can kill her
OFFICER:That is a good idea because he is heavily associated with her
COMMANDER BROACH:Go on then get me that box
The Doctor goes back in the tardis narrowly avoiding explosions and brings the the box out and commander broach grabs it from his hands
THE DOCTOR:You can always trust me
AMY:Come on then doctor We can go now can't we
COMMANDER BROACH: Definitely not if you think you are getting off without any punishment just because you gave the box then I need to make it very clear to you.NO WAY CAN YOU LEAVE NOW!!!Prepare them for the trial
Soldiers grab them punch them and then carry them over to the prison where they put the doctor and Amy down.They then lock up the prison
AMY:Where are we doctor?
THE DOCTOR:Where do you think?
AMY:We look like we are in a prison cell
THE DOCTOR:The 63Rd Century
AMY:What about it doctor?
THE DOCTOR:It is the year 6271 the year when the human empire was fully established and execution laws began again for all of the empire
AMY:Please don't say we are going to be executed
THE DOCTOR:Sorry but we can't escape this is the end
AMY:You will survive won't you because they can only kill humans can't they?
THE DOCTOR:Yes but you will die I am so sorry I got you into this
AMY:I would have always went with you and I would rather be executed by humans than be fed to a star whale,exterminated by a dalek or been killed by the mind of a weeping angel in my head so I think I have been quite lucky being executed isn't that bad of a death.
The doctor starts banging the railings on the prison loudly.
THE DOCTOR:WHY DOES THIS HUMAN EMPIRE HAVE TO BE SO STUPID THIS IS RIDICULOUS YOU KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE WE ONLY STOLE THAT BOX TO HELP A FRIEND JUMPING OUT OF A SPACESHIP
Commander Broach opens the cage with soldiers behind
COMMANDER BROACH:Very interesting but you stole it Thats all we need to know
Escort them to the trial room
COURT LEADER:Yes or No?did you on the 21St June 6271 steal the byzantium's home box from the delirium archive?
THE DOCTOR:Yes I did I know that you can't kill me just try no one on earth has the power and technology to kill me.
COMMANDER BROACH:Quite incorrect we have a very interesting disintegrating matrix destabiling quarterforming degenerating dalequafing pfelobic gram progenerator.
Which is capable of destroying anything in this entire universe very easily.
THE DOCTOR:Where did you get this machine?
COMMANDER BROACH:We got it from a crashed alien boiler and we also got the technology which captured you and your companion from their.
THE DOCTOR:All this technology is impossible even the daleks and the timelords aren't advanced enough to produce that sort of technology it's starting to worry me what race dropped this boiler and now the human empire in the 63Rd century has a lot more power than it should have.
COMMANDER BROACH:We have a lot of power because we are the most advanced species in the universe We own the Stars!!!
THE DOCTOR:I really don't think so
COMMANDER BROACH:anyway Court Leader get on with the trial
COURT LEADER:So you admit to your crime?
THE DOCTOR:Yes I do Just get on with the proceedings
Court Leader and other officials start talking to themselves
10 minutes Later
COURT LEADER:Right you and your associate are sentenced to execution for stealing the byzantium's homing box from the delirium archive
COMMANDER BROACH:You will be executed after a nice meal is sent to you
THE DOCTOR:Don't bother it will be totally wasted we will eat the food and then all the food will be disintegrated along with us
COMMANDER BROACH:You need a last meal it is part of the proceedings
AMY:If you don't want the meal I will have it all I am starving
THE DOCTOR:Oh aright then but you eat most of it timelords don't eat human rubbish
Broach and the officers lock the cage and leave.
THE DOCTOR:I have got a plan
AMY:What?
THE DOCTOR:I tell them I am a Timelord It is bound to work the human race are always looking for new species's
AMY:Will they believe you?
THE DOCTOR:It is always worth a go at anything when you are about to be executed soon
AMY:They really want you dead though I doubt they will stop the executions if they find out you are alien
THE DOCTOR:Yeah that is true every human on this planet wants me dead for the whole of time
AMY:I don't want you dead
THE DOCTOR:Can I really be sure about that?
AMY:Trust me you can be 100% sure about that
Commander Broach and Soldiers arrive at the prison Cell and unlock the cell and come inside
THE DOCTOR:I have something to say I am not human I am part of a race known as the timelords
COMMANDER BROACH:Well it is definitely worth a look
SOLDIER:It is a trap
COMMANDER BROACH:We have full security in this police department don't you worry they can't escape
In the scanning room
COMMANDER BROACH:This is excellent He is an alien
COMMANDER BROACH:Is your wife alien
THE DOCTOR:She's not my wife
AMY:I am too attractive for him
THE DOCTOR:Surely now you let me go and not be executed
COMMANDER BROACH:No you will still be executed
THE DOCTOR:but you want to explore you will miss the chance of discovering my race
COMMANDER BROACH:No we still can we have your DNA and your genetic codes we can clone you
THE DOCTOR:No the shadow proclamation won't let you
COMMANDER BROACH:We own the shadow proclamation
THE DOCTOR:No you don't
COMMANDER BROACH:Yes we do let me show you
Broach shows an updated version of Microsoft powerpoint and he shows an impressive sideshow to the doctor
COMMANDER BROACH:The shadow proclamation a proclamation who shadow the government and do important experiments to help every department of the country focusing mainly on science and law
THE DOCTOR:Not that sort of shadow proclamation
COMMANDER BROACH:Their is no other type of shadow proclamation
AMY:Doctor thats an updated version of powerpoint it is incredible
THE DOCTOR:What do you expect in the future the human race always advance
AMY:Now what happens now
COMMANDER BROACH:You will go back to your cells and wait for your meal and then be executed
THE DOCTOR:What a brilliant day this is going to be GERONIMO!!!
COMMANDER BROACH:Geronimo?What on earth does that mean
THE DOCTOR:Its a very peculiar cry which is said before something incredible or terrifying or exciting is going to happen
COMMANDER BROACH:Escort them to their cells and don't you worry doctor you will definitely executed we will all die if needed too to stop another criminal getting free
Broach and soldiers return Amy and the doctor to their prison cell
5 minutes later
Cook unlocks the chamber and presents food
COOK:Stake and Chips
THE DOCTOR:Wonderful tuck in Amy
the doctor passes the food to Amy and starts eating it
The doctor punches cook and locks the cell with the cook waking up and being trapped meanwhile Amy stays outside the cell still eating the meal
THE DOCTOR:Hurry up!!!
AMY:It is too enjoyable to waste
THE DOCTOR:Drop the food
AMY:Alright doctor
Amy drops the food
Down the bottom of the so called dungeon of prisons Broach prepares to collect amy and the doctor for the execution and notices them running away
COMMANDER BROACH:After them and officer here is a key unlock the cook
Officer unlocks cook out of cell
COOK:Thank you very much it is very cramped in their
OFFICER:It is my pleasure to rescue you cook
SOLDIER:They will head for the blue box
COMMANDER BROACH:I agree soldiers take the shortcut and cut them off
SOLDIERS:Yes Sir
The Doctor and Amy run down a corridor and find the Tardis
THE DOCTOR:Wonderful The Tardis
AMY:We escaped
THE DOCTOR:Yeah we did Amy no one is good enough in the mind to execute us time travellers
The Doctor and Amy start to enter when soldiers and broach appears and the soldiers hold their guns up ready to fire
SOLDIER:Stop right there or we shoot
AMY:Unfounately doctor it isn't quite over yet
COMMANDER BROACH:It son will be I have had enough of this put them in the execution machine immediately
Soldiers grab them and put them under a strange glowing machine
COMMANDER BROACH:Get it ready
OFFICER:Yes Sir
COMMANDER BROACH:Get the prime minister he needs to see this
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:So you have them well done where are Tom Mills and Professor Cooper?
COMMANDER BROACH:Dead the machine which dragged these criminals back through time and space into our custody blew up and killed them Where is your assistant Adam Jones?
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:He is doing some important filing work about how we are planning to organise events to make sure they all know the new laws because criminal activity is getting higher they needed to realise they are going to get caught.We are much better security wise as a country now ever since we split up from the rest of the democratic states
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:By the way I am sorry for the deaths I will make sure their families get full compensation
COMMANDER BROACH:People die all the time Casualties are Casualties Accidents are Accidents Tragedies are tragedies we all must learn to forget and move on for our country
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:Quite right the protection of our empire is the most important thing and we are loyal to the bone and ready to die for our empire and our country and if you are not then you are committing treason and shall be executed
AMY:Doctor what are the democratic states
THE DOCTOR:Wales,Scotland,Northern Ireland,Republic of Ireland,France,Portugal,Italy,Egypt,The Caribbean,Canada and England used to be in
AMY:So is it like the future UK
THE DOCTOR;In a manner of speaking yes with the republic of Ireland back in and other near countries although its more like a smaller more selective group like the European union but the only difference is all the countries aren't European and they are all mixed to certain parts of continents and doesn't contain most of Europe
AMY:Sad isn't it we are about to be executed and we are talking about the democratic states.
THE DOCTOR:I think we get pushed into them booths at the top of this massive glowing machine
Isn't strange though them just leaving us hear not listening to us chatting away we could escape and they wouldn't realise
THE DOCTOR:Trust me they would shoot you dead always looking for impossible exits
AMY:We are going to die
THE DOCTOR:Yeah I hope it isn't that painful
AMY:It never is
THE DOCTOR:Don't back you're live on it
The Doctor and Amy both start laughing
SCIENTIST:When do I activate the machine?
COMMANDER BROACH:Once have secured the criminals and locked them in the booths
Soldiers secure the doctor and Amy and push them into the extremely squashy and small booths and then lock the booths
AMY:These booths are too small I can hardly breath
COMMANDER BROACH:Trust me very soon you won't need to breath
AMY:I would never ever trust you
THE DOCTOR:and neither would I
COMMANDER BROACH:It doesn't matter now in less than a few minutes minutes you will be gone wiped out of existence by us the human empire is stronger than you are grateful for
THE DOCTOR:and much MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE EVIL YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU BEHAVIOUR TO YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD KILLING PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE SMALL CRIMES YOUR EMPIRE IS POINTLESS STUPID AND FRAGILE WHO WOULD WANT TO OWN AN EMPIRE WHICH STINKS LIKE HORSE MANURE!!!
COMMANDER BROACH:Save your breath Criminal nothing is going to save your life
COMMANDER BROACH:Activate now and end these criminal's lifes
The Prime Minister nods his head
SCIENTIST:Activating Now
OTHER SCIENTIST:20 Seconds till disintegration is achieved
BOTH SCIENTISTS:10 9 8 7 6
One minute Earlier On the Argon Ship
Based on the toy model to a size of 2.2M
ARGON LEADER:Hurry up the doctor is in terrible trouble we must rescue him as far as we know he could be seconds away from his death
ARGON:The are getting very close to their execution we will not be able to rescue them in time
ARGON LEADER:Crash the ship using maximum acceleration we must achieve over one million warp to be in time to save the doctor's life
ARGON:You are going to kill us sir
ARGON LEADER:Trust me this ship is strong enough to withold crashes.
Head straight to the left of the execution chamber so we can execute our rescue successfully
ARGON:I Obey
ARGON LEADER:it is incredibly important that he survives because I know that their are much darker terrible times to come for the universe and he must be their to save us all
Back in the execution chamber
BOTH SCIENTISTS:5 4
COMMANDER BROACH:What was that big bang?
Argons hurry into the room and shoot the machine then the scientists
BOTH SCIENTISTS:2 1
The machine goes dead just before the crystals were going to fully activate and disintegrate the doctor and Amy
SCIENTIST:The Machine has Gone Dead
BOTH SCIENTISTS:AAAAARGH!!!
More Argons Start entering the room
ARGON LEADER:Free the doctor and his companion
AMY:Thank You
THE DOCTOR:You should have let us die now you will cause a war
ARGON LEADER:You saved our children from the roloclaurus this is how we repay you
THE DOCTOR:I don't ever need repaying
Flashback The Doctor and The Argon Leader Remember their encounter
Argonia 6254
Massive yellow headed ring shaped like a doughnut with green long squidgy tentacles coming off each part of the ring like a jellyfish whole creature about as big as a T-Rex in size two times as wide with big gap in the ring where no tentacles form or anything.With big teeth and mouths coming off each squidgy circle on each tentacle with bigger mouths and teeth on the yellow ring.
ARGON LEADER:Is that a massive jellyfish sort of thing
THE DOCTOR:It is a roloclaurus a very terrifying creature
SARAH JANE SMITH:What can we do about a roloclaurus?
THE DOCTOR:I don't know still thinking
ARGON LEADER:What does it want?
THE DOCTOR:Your children for meat that is what all of its kind have h want children perfectly soft meat perfect taste their bodies can digest less developed skeletons adults are too developed and have too hard skin they couldn't bite bite into them
SARAH JANE SMITH:So all the argon children are going to die unless we work out how to stop it
Roloclaurus can be seen chewing and digesting many argon children very fast
CHILD:AAAAARH!!!AAAAARGH!!!!AAAAARGH!!!!
MOTHER:You have ate my child go away from this planet
Mother shoots the creature many times without even minorly injuring the creature until her bullets run out
THE DOCTOR:Have you got a big transmitter
ARGON LEADER:Yes
THE DOCTOR:Where?
SARAH JANE SMITH:Over There doctor
THE DOCTOR:Thanks Sarah I can see it now
SARAH JANE SMITH:Well I am guessing that whatever you have got planned is better idea than offering it a jelly baby or trapping it with your long scarf
THE DOCTOR:Trust me I have got a much better idea
ARGON LEADER:What exactly are you planning to do and how will it be successful?
THE DOCTOR:I am sonicing the transmitter onto the roloclaurus draining the electricity and pouring it onto the roloclaurus roloclaurus's are allergic to electricity to much contact with it and they burst open and it is terribly horrible I just hope it has the sense to flee by the way when I have done this all the electricity for the planet will be lost do I have the permission to do It?
ARGON LEADER:We have many electricity mines we mine it every day we would recover in a few months do it now before more children have to suffer and that creature grows in strength
The doctor sonics the transmitter onto the roloclaurus and it once it loads of times flies away incredibly fast across the stars
SARAH JANE SMITH:Well you didn't have to kill it that's good
ARGON LEADER:Thank you doctor
THE DOCTOR:It was my honour Anyday Anyday
ARGON LEADER:How can I repay you?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry but you can never repay me too hard and trust me I have always searched for ways.
ARGON LEADER:If I ever find a way to repay you I will straight away
THE DOCTOR:Bye then
ARGON LEADER:Bye doctor I have work to do organising the electricity rations
THE DOCTOR:You will find away to get that electricity through them mines
ARGON LEADER:I am sure I will Bye Doctor
THE DOCTOR:Bye
Argon Leader walks away curiously wondering through the expression in his eyes whether he will ever see the doctor again
SARAH JANE SMITH:Roloclaurus whatever next I have seen Mummies,Androids,Daleks,Cybermen and now this How can i cope with this new life I lead
THE DOCTOR:You are only a journalist Have a jelly baby?
SARAH JANE SMITH:I want a green one please
The Doctor takes a green jelly baby out of the bag and puts it in her hand
SARAH JANE SMITH:Lovely Taste mmmmm!!!
THE DOCTOR:I can tell you are not coping without Harry
SARAH JANE SMITH:It is just that I keep thinking of how things would have been different if Harry had stayed How he would ave faced antimatter then mummies then androids and then a big jellyfish like Roloclaurus
THE DOCTOR:I miss Harry aswell but Sarah I think their are times when we all have to move and not be glued to the past
The Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith step in the tardis and it dematerialises
End of Flashback
ARGON LEADER:Without you our next generation would have been wiped out by that roloclaurus
THE DOCTOR:Watch out Argons they have holded their tensions for a while now but they are getting read to fire
SOLDIER:FIRE!!!
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:Shoot Them!!! Kill them all!!!
Argons try to escape
COMMANDER BROACH:After them
Argons shoot successfully at PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM and COMMANDER BROACH
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM/COMMANDER BROACH:AAAAARGH!!!
OFFICER:FIRE!!!
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
Argon killed by Officer
THE DOCTOR:come with me
The doctor,Amy and the argon leader quickly duck and escape down a corridor
AMY:So you have met the doctor before
ARGON LEADER:Yes Thats right he saved our children
THE DOCTOR:From the Roloclaurus He saved us because I had saved the argonian children it was his way of repaying him after i told him that he couldn't repay me 17 years ago in his timeline but in mine it was about 215 years ago I was a completely different man back then
ARGON LEADER:To me you are the same man
THE DOCTOR:My rules Who I am What I do are always the same passed down for all the timelords but my personality change in different ways when I change my face it is strange you recognised us
ARGON LEADER;Us Argons have so good smell we could smell you out and feel your emotions we knew you were introuble
THE DOCTOR:You never told me your species had these sorts of abilities
ARGON LEADER:Anyway before I go to fight these humans I have a very important for you doctor.Do you know about Pandorica and those cracks?
THE DOCTOR:Yes what about them
ARGON LEADER:They have been wiped out of existence
AMY:Well that is good
THE DOCTOR:How?
ARGON LEADER:Their has become a new threat aliens of legend are invading the universe suspending the cracks and the threat of Pandorica temporarily you know about that technology don't you
AMY:What about the technology?
ARGON LEADER:It is not human
THE DOCTOR:We know it came from a crashed boiler tube
ARGON LEADER:You must have realised that the technology was beyond any known races ever at any period time
THE DOCTOR:Yes I did get on with it
ARGON LEADER:The technology came from a vastly advanced and developed spaceship which's inhabitants throw these out to replace them with better and better it is a constant activity
THE DOCTOR:Who could have built that technology?What aliens from legend?What else do you know?
ARGON LEADER:I don't anyway else other than the prophecy that if the one called the doctor doesn't act quick enough then the battleday will be a defeat and the whole universe shall to the aliens who were hidden in legend for so long now ready to rise.
THE DOCTOR:Now you are getting me incredibly worried
AMY:Anyway thanks for your help and I really hope we see you again
ARGON LEADER:I hope to see you again
The Argon Leader leaves them to battle the new war against the human empire
On the surface
Bullets firing smoke forming and fires burning in the air
SOLDIER:Fire
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
OFFICER:Kill them all
SOLDIER:Fire
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
SOLDIER:Their is too many of them
Argon Leader Aprroaches
ARGON LEADER:Humans surrender we have two warships ready to destroy this planet
ACTING PRIME MINISTER ADAM JONES:We have three heavily armed spaceships Fire!!!
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
Argon Warship
ARGON:We are losing shields
ARGON COMMANDER:AAAAARGH!!!Evacuation Hull Breach Immediate Evacuation
ARGON LIEUTENANT/COMMANDER/OTHER ARGONS:AAAAAARGH!!!
Control Desk explodes and kills everyone on the bridge
Human Spaceship approaches and gives a critical blow and the Argon Warship is destroyed
Human Spaceship
CAPTAIN:Well done target the other warship
OFFICER:Reroot power to shields now
AMANDA:I can't the system is stuck we are defenceless
CAPTAIN:Immediate Retreat and Evacuation
AMANDA:Manoeuvre Impossible sir Warp Drive Disabled
OFFICER:Reroot all the power to the teleport system
AMANDA/OFFICER/CAPTAIN:AAAAARGH!!!
Human Spaceship Explodes after Further Argon Warship Attack
Hall
AMY:What are you going to do doctor?a new massive war is breaking out
THE DOCTOR:The Ships will be destroyed then more and more ships will be called i can't end this war it is too big and I created it
AMY:Are you sure you can't stop it?Don't Give up yet doctor
THE DOCTOR:Two whole empires are at war
The Doctor starts crying
AMY:What is wrong?
THE DOCTOR:Nothing's Wrong
AMY:Doctor I understand you are upset but you have to get over it
The Doctor starts ripping up things,knocking things over and starts properly vandalising the hall
AMY:Stop It!!!You Will et yourself into more trouble
THE DOCTOR:It is all my fault I created war you are still not getting it Amy
AMY:It is not worth vandalising the place
THE DOCTOR:This is all part of history it always has been I created this because of me stealing that box and getting the Argons to rescue me.This is the war that becomes World War 8 and technically the first intergalactic war.It all starts here through me in the 63Rd century and it all ends in the 78Th century with all the Argons wiped out of existence their world like earth without humans predators and all sorts locked inside a cold green skied world with red seas and blue soil with something missing intelligent humanoids and it was all because of me and 75% of the human empire that ever lived in them centuries died because of me
AMY: I'm sorry it happened but their is nothing we can do about this it is just history bad things happen you just have to recover quickly and move on doctor
THE DOCTOR:You still don't understand Amy this is the war that turns the human race fully evil they had their evil moments before but this war changed them like what happened to my own race and I was forced to kill them the human race turns into a race only bothered on extending the empire across the empire killing and killing and I created their passion for this I turned your race Amy into the daleks a copy of the evil of the daleks not in a casing but in the mind They end up enslaving most of the universe nothing compares to what they end up turning into because of me
AMY:You couldn't stop it doctor you very just unlucky you turned out to be the one who creates a war which must happen anyway
THE DOCTOR:I was so tempted all the time to go back and stop this war because I
loved the Argons so much and I wanted to stop all the suffering from happening and
in all this time I have just realised it was me who created this terrible war
AMY:It is still not entirely your fault humans always had it in them and I am sure the Argons would have turned up some time and caused the war
THE DOCTOR:No they wouldn't of the Argons are peace lovers who only fight for their heroes and exceptional circumstances I was their only hero they were a isolated race they would have never went to war if it wasn't for me
AMY:Come on grumpy face you said to me before that the human race was gentle in hundreds of thousands of years in the future maybe this war helps them evolve and see their faults and become kind across the universe
THE DOCTOR:Yeah I suppose that is right
AMY:So you're acts ended up doing good in the end don't forget that
THE DOCTOR:Come on into the tardis Amelia Jessica Pond restaurant just for you don't you forget that I promised you I would never forget that
The doctor and Amy go in the tardis and it dematerialises
15,018 years later
ARGON:I am last of my race killing me would be genocide.You do not need to kill me.
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:WE have to protect our empire if you escape your species will grow again and we will go to war again and your side could win no we definitely must kill you
ARGON:I am the last of my race you can't destroy me you have destroyed us all and you are now going to destroy me for your empire you evil people.All I have ever wanted is peace.
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:We have to wipe out your race forever your race destroyed 75% of the entire empire and you shall pay for it
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:Soldiers kill him we must to defend our empire
ALL SOLDIERS:Fire
Bullets are fired consecutively and kill the argon
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
OFFICER:That is it now with the Argons destroyed we can start to rebuild our empire again the universe shall be sorry we shall rise and conquer the universe enslaving everyone in our paths to ultimate glory we shall become the rulers of the universe
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:Yes indeed launch the probes we need to explore more into space and yes our empire shall begin now we shall begin our conquest of the universe the human empire shall very soon rule the entire universe
OFFICER:Yes Sir
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:Glory shall be upon us very very soon because the human empire shall rule forever over the inferior species's of this universe we shall rule as the superior rulers of the universe
OFFICER:We have found a planet with a unintelligent easily enslavable race this is our next target
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:we will launch our spaceships tomorrow and plan our mission today
OFFICER:We certainly will be around the universe as the best species in the universe we definitely shall rule over this entire universe
End Titles
(Officers see a picture of a stolen item)
ADAM JONES:That is a very valuable object we can not let him escape with it and not be executed
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:I agree because whoever he and his associate are they have to be found and executed as my new laws say.Is that clear.Can you Get them for me?
TOM MILLS:Yes using the trilingator from the wreckage of what looks like a boiler of an alien ship it configures and drags back things using DNA we picked up DNA of the criminal and all we need to do now is configure it.
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:I am very impressed now all intruders will be easily captured
TOM MILLS:Yes indeed I am sending the signal now
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:I am leaving you know you what to do I expect to see video footage of their disintegration if I am not their for their executions which I am very sure I will be their for the executions but anyway Call me if you need any assistance Mr Jones come with me we need to do some planning and I will need an extra hand
TOM MILLS:Signal Found dragging back we will soon have the criminals prime minister don't you worry and you will be so proud
Title Sequence
Tardis materialises in a strange way creating terrible noises and groans constantly fluctuating
PROFESSOR COOPER:Increase Strength the criminal is fighting back
TOM MILLS:Trying Professor but our stabilizers are exploding our machine is alien and has immense power it is going to destroy earth if we can't stabilize
PROFESSOR COPPER:Put the machine to maximum
TOM MILLS:That is beyond safety restrictions
PROFESSOR COPPER:Do it now
TOM MILLS:Exitating the generators putting the machine to maximum professor
Suddenly the room explodes into flames and the tardis fully materialises
The doctor and Amy go out of the tardis with the interior and exterior of the tardis
exploding with fumes steaming out
AMY:Will your time machine be alright?
THE DOCTOR:Yes, hopefully anyway Where are we this is very strange how on earth did we get pulled into materialising here that technology must have been immensely powerful it almost destroyed my ship
AMY:doctor look I think we Should we get out of here
THE DOCTOR:Lets find out what they want
AMY:They won't want anything appetising for us
THE DOCTOR:The Tardis can't dematerialise for a long while yet because of that technology whatever technology it was that got us here ,we are stuck and even if I tried that technology might just pull us back again and the tardis couldn't survive two big blows in a day.
Soldiers and officers walk up to them
COMMANDER BROACH:Well here they are the criminal and his associate
THE DOCTOR:We didn't kill them scientists
COMMANDER BROACH:We know you didn't kill them Their machine is very dangerous and it definitely killed them never mind but more importantly we are here because of what you did
AMY:What did we do?
COMMANDER BROACH:You Stole a box a very precious box Do not lie to Me
THE DOCTOR:What box?
COMMANDER BROACH:A homing box from the Byzantium with precious security footage
THE DOCTOR:Oh that box
COMMANDER BROACH:Don't Play games with me just give me the box
THE DOCTOR:If you let me go in my spaceship
COMMANDER BROACH:How can we trust you?
SOLIDER:We can hold the girl as hostage and if he doesn't return in 30 minutes we can kill her
OFFICER:That is a good idea because he is heavily associated with her
COMMANDER BROACH:Go on then get me that box
The Doctor goes back in the tardis narrowly avoiding explosions and brings the the box out and commander broach grabs it from his hands
THE DOCTOR:You can always trust me
AMY:Come on then doctor We can go now can't we
COMMANDER BROACH: Definitely not if you think you are getting off without any punishment just because you gave the box then I need to make it very clear to you.NO WAY CAN YOU LEAVE NOW!!!Prepare them for the trial
Soldiers grab them punch them and then carry them over to the prison where they put the doctor and Amy down.They then lock up the prison
AMY:Where are we doctor?
THE DOCTOR:Where do you think?
AMY:We look like we are in a prison cell
THE DOCTOR:The 63Rd Century
AMY:What about it doctor?
THE DOCTOR:It is the year 6271 the year when the human empire was fully established and execution laws began again for all of the empire
AMY:Please don't say we are going to be executed
THE DOCTOR:Sorry but we can't escape this is the end
AMY:You will survive won't you because they can only kill humans can't they?
THE DOCTOR:Yes but you will die I am so sorry I got you into this
AMY:I would have always went with you and I would rather be executed by humans than be fed to a star whale,exterminated by a dalek or been killed by the mind of a weeping angel in my head so I think I have been quite lucky being executed isn't that bad of a death.
The doctor starts banging the railings on the prison loudly.
THE DOCTOR:WHY DOES THIS HUMAN EMPIRE HAVE TO BE SO STUPID THIS IS RIDICULOUS YOU KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE WE ONLY STOLE THAT BOX TO HELP A FRIEND JUMPING OUT OF A SPACESHIP
Commander Broach opens the cage with soldiers behind
COMMANDER BROACH:Very interesting but you stole it Thats all we need to know
Escort them to the trial room
COURT LEADER:Yes or No?did you on the 21St June 6271 steal the byzantium's home box from the delirium archive?
THE DOCTOR:Yes I did I know that you can't kill me just try no one on earth has the power and technology to kill me.
COMMANDER BROACH:Quite incorrect we have a very interesting disintegrating matrix destabiling quarterforming degenerating dalequafing pfelobic gram progenerator.
Which is capable of destroying anything in this entire universe very easily.
THE DOCTOR:Where did you get this machine?
COMMANDER BROACH:We got it from a crashed alien boiler and we also got the technology which captured you and your companion from their.
THE DOCTOR:All this technology is impossible even the daleks and the timelords aren't advanced enough to produce that sort of technology it's starting to worry me what race dropped this boiler and now the human empire in the 63Rd century has a lot more power than it should have.
COMMANDER BROACH:We have a lot of power because we are the most advanced species in the universe We own the Stars!!!
THE DOCTOR:I really don't think so
COMMANDER BROACH:anyway Court Leader get on with the trial
COURT LEADER:So you admit to your crime?
THE DOCTOR:Yes I do Just get on with the proceedings
Court Leader and other officials start talking to themselves
10 minutes Later
COURT LEADER:Right you and your associate are sentenced to execution for stealing the byzantium's homing box from the delirium archive
COMMANDER BROACH:You will be executed after a nice meal is sent to you
THE DOCTOR:Don't bother it will be totally wasted we will eat the food and then all the food will be disintegrated along with us
COMMANDER BROACH:You need a last meal it is part of the proceedings
AMY:If you don't want the meal I will have it all I am starving
THE DOCTOR:Oh aright then but you eat most of it timelords don't eat human rubbish
Broach and the officers lock the cage and leave.
THE DOCTOR:I have got a plan
AMY:What?
THE DOCTOR:I tell them I am a Timelord It is bound to work the human race are always looking for new species's
AMY:Will they believe you?
THE DOCTOR:It is always worth a go at anything when you are about to be executed soon
AMY:They really want you dead though I doubt they will stop the executions if they find out you are alien
THE DOCTOR:Yeah that is true every human on this planet wants me dead for the whole of time
AMY:I don't want you dead
THE DOCTOR:Can I really be sure about that?
AMY:Trust me you can be 100% sure about that
Commander Broach and Soldiers arrive at the prison Cell and unlock the cell and come inside
THE DOCTOR:I have something to say I am not human I am part of a race known as the timelords
COMMANDER BROACH:Well it is definitely worth a look
SOLDIER:It is a trap
COMMANDER BROACH:We have full security in this police department don't you worry they can't escape
In the scanning room
COMMANDER BROACH:This is excellent He is an alien
COMMANDER BROACH:Is your wife alien
THE DOCTOR:She's not my wife
AMY:I am too attractive for him
THE DOCTOR:Surely now you let me go and not be executed
COMMANDER BROACH:No you will still be executed
THE DOCTOR:but you want to explore you will miss the chance of discovering my race
COMMANDER BROACH:No we still can we have your DNA and your genetic codes we can clone you
THE DOCTOR:No the shadow proclamation won't let you
COMMANDER BROACH:We own the shadow proclamation
THE DOCTOR:No you don't
COMMANDER BROACH:Yes we do let me show you
Broach shows an updated version of Microsoft powerpoint and he shows an impressive sideshow to the doctor
COMMANDER BROACH:The shadow proclamation a proclamation who shadow the government and do important experiments to help every department of the country focusing mainly on science and law
THE DOCTOR:Not that sort of shadow proclamation
COMMANDER BROACH:Their is no other type of shadow proclamation
AMY:Doctor thats an updated version of powerpoint it is incredible
THE DOCTOR:What do you expect in the future the human race always advance
AMY:Now what happens now
COMMANDER BROACH:You will go back to your cells and wait for your meal and then be executed
THE DOCTOR:What a brilliant day this is going to be GERONIMO!!!
COMMANDER BROACH:Geronimo?What on earth does that mean
THE DOCTOR:Its a very peculiar cry which is said before something incredible or terrifying or exciting is going to happen
COMMANDER BROACH:Escort them to their cells and don't you worry doctor you will definitely executed we will all die if needed too to stop another criminal getting free
Broach and soldiers return Amy and the doctor to their prison cell
5 minutes later
Cook unlocks the chamber and presents food
COOK:Stake and Chips
THE DOCTOR:Wonderful tuck in Amy
the doctor passes the food to Amy and starts eating it
The doctor punches cook and locks the cell with the cook waking up and being trapped meanwhile Amy stays outside the cell still eating the meal
THE DOCTOR:Hurry up!!!
AMY:It is too enjoyable to waste
THE DOCTOR:Drop the food
AMY:Alright doctor
Amy drops the food
Down the bottom of the so called dungeon of prisons Broach prepares to collect amy and the doctor for the execution and notices them running away
COMMANDER BROACH:After them and officer here is a key unlock the cook
Officer unlocks cook out of cell
COOK:Thank you very much it is very cramped in their
OFFICER:It is my pleasure to rescue you cook
SOLDIER:They will head for the blue box
COMMANDER BROACH:I agree soldiers take the shortcut and cut them off
SOLDIERS:Yes Sir
The Doctor and Amy run down a corridor and find the Tardis
THE DOCTOR:Wonderful The Tardis
AMY:We escaped
THE DOCTOR:Yeah we did Amy no one is good enough in the mind to execute us time travellers
The Doctor and Amy start to enter when soldiers and broach appears and the soldiers hold their guns up ready to fire
SOLDIER:Stop right there or we shoot
AMY:Unfounately doctor it isn't quite over yet
COMMANDER BROACH:It son will be I have had enough of this put them in the execution machine immediately
Soldiers grab them and put them under a strange glowing machine
COMMANDER BROACH:Get it ready
OFFICER:Yes Sir
COMMANDER BROACH:Get the prime minister he needs to see this
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:So you have them well done where are Tom Mills and Professor Cooper?
COMMANDER BROACH:Dead the machine which dragged these criminals back through time and space into our custody blew up and killed them Where is your assistant Adam Jones?
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:He is doing some important filing work about how we are planning to organise events to make sure they all know the new laws because criminal activity is getting higher they needed to realise they are going to get caught.We are much better security wise as a country now ever since we split up from the rest of the democratic states
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:By the way I am sorry for the deaths I will make sure their families get full compensation
COMMANDER BROACH:People die all the time Casualties are Casualties Accidents are Accidents Tragedies are tragedies we all must learn to forget and move on for our country
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:Quite right the protection of our empire is the most important thing and we are loyal to the bone and ready to die for our empire and our country and if you are not then you are committing treason and shall be executed
AMY:Doctor what are the democratic states
THE DOCTOR:Wales,Scotland,Northern Ireland,Republic of Ireland,France,Portugal,Italy,Egypt,The Caribbean,Canada and England used to be in
AMY:So is it like the future UK
THE DOCTOR;In a manner of speaking yes with the republic of Ireland back in and other near countries although its more like a smaller more selective group like the European union but the only difference is all the countries aren't European and they are all mixed to certain parts of continents and doesn't contain most of Europe
AMY:Sad isn't it we are about to be executed and we are talking about the democratic states.
THE DOCTOR:I think we get pushed into them booths at the top of this massive glowing machine
Isn't strange though them just leaving us hear not listening to us chatting away we could escape and they wouldn't realise
THE DOCTOR:Trust me they would shoot you dead always looking for impossible exits
AMY:We are going to die
THE DOCTOR:Yeah I hope it isn't that painful
AMY:It never is
THE DOCTOR:Don't back you're live on it
The Doctor and Amy both start laughing
SCIENTIST:When do I activate the machine?
COMMANDER BROACH:Once have secured the criminals and locked them in the booths
Soldiers secure the doctor and Amy and push them into the extremely squashy and small booths and then lock the booths
AMY:These booths are too small I can hardly breath
COMMANDER BROACH:Trust me very soon you won't need to breath
AMY:I would never ever trust you
THE DOCTOR:and neither would I
COMMANDER BROACH:It doesn't matter now in less than a few minutes minutes you will be gone wiped out of existence by us the human empire is stronger than you are grateful for
THE DOCTOR:and much MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE EVIL YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU BEHAVIOUR TO YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD KILLING PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE SMALL CRIMES YOUR EMPIRE IS POINTLESS STUPID AND FRAGILE WHO WOULD WANT TO OWN AN EMPIRE WHICH STINKS LIKE HORSE MANURE!!!
COMMANDER BROACH:Save your breath Criminal nothing is going to save your life
COMMANDER BROACH:Activate now and end these criminal's lifes
The Prime Minister nods his head
SCIENTIST:Activating Now
OTHER SCIENTIST:20 Seconds till disintegration is achieved
BOTH SCIENTISTS:10 9 8 7 6
One minute Earlier On the Argon Ship
Based on the toy model to a size of 2.2M
ARGON LEADER:Hurry up the doctor is in terrible trouble we must rescue him as far as we know he could be seconds away from his death
ARGON:The are getting very close to their execution we will not be able to rescue them in time
ARGON LEADER:Crash the ship using maximum acceleration we must achieve over one million warp to be in time to save the doctor's life
ARGON:You are going to kill us sir
ARGON LEADER:Trust me this ship is strong enough to withold crashes.
Head straight to the left of the execution chamber so we can execute our rescue successfully
ARGON:I Obey
ARGON LEADER:it is incredibly important that he survives because I know that their are much darker terrible times to come for the universe and he must be their to save us all
Back in the execution chamber
BOTH SCIENTISTS:5 4
COMMANDER BROACH:What was that big bang?
Argons hurry into the room and shoot the machine then the scientists
BOTH SCIENTISTS:2 1
The machine goes dead just before the crystals were going to fully activate and disintegrate the doctor and Amy
SCIENTIST:The Machine has Gone Dead
BOTH SCIENTISTS:AAAAARGH!!!
More Argons Start entering the room
ARGON LEADER:Free the doctor and his companion
AMY:Thank You
THE DOCTOR:You should have let us die now you will cause a war
ARGON LEADER:You saved our children from the roloclaurus this is how we repay you
THE DOCTOR:I don't ever need repaying
Flashback The Doctor and The Argon Leader Remember their encounter
Argonia 6254
Massive yellow headed ring shaped like a doughnut with green long squidgy tentacles coming off each part of the ring like a jellyfish whole creature about as big as a T-Rex in size two times as wide with big gap in the ring where no tentacles form or anything.With big teeth and mouths coming off each squidgy circle on each tentacle with bigger mouths and teeth on the yellow ring.
ARGON LEADER:Is that a massive jellyfish sort of thing
THE DOCTOR:It is a roloclaurus a very terrifying creature
SARAH JANE SMITH:What can we do about a roloclaurus?
THE DOCTOR:I don't know still thinking
ARGON LEADER:What does it want?
THE DOCTOR:Your children for meat that is what all of its kind have h want children perfectly soft meat perfect taste their bodies can digest less developed skeletons adults are too developed and have too hard skin they couldn't bite bite into them
SARAH JANE SMITH:So all the argon children are going to die unless we work out how to stop it
Roloclaurus can be seen chewing and digesting many argon children very fast
CHILD:AAAAARH!!!AAAAARGH!!!!AAAAARGH!!!!
MOTHER:You have ate my child go away from this planet
Mother shoots the creature many times without even minorly injuring the creature until her bullets run out
THE DOCTOR:Have you got a big transmitter
ARGON LEADER:Yes
THE DOCTOR:Where?
SARAH JANE SMITH:Over There doctor
THE DOCTOR:Thanks Sarah I can see it now
SARAH JANE SMITH:Well I am guessing that whatever you have got planned is better idea than offering it a jelly baby or trapping it with your long scarf
THE DOCTOR:Trust me I have got a much better idea
ARGON LEADER:What exactly are you planning to do and how will it be successful?
THE DOCTOR:I am sonicing the transmitter onto the roloclaurus draining the electricity and pouring it onto the roloclaurus roloclaurus's are allergic to electricity to much contact with it and they burst open and it is terribly horrible I just hope it has the sense to flee by the way when I have done this all the electricity for the planet will be lost do I have the permission to do It?
ARGON LEADER:We have many electricity mines we mine it every day we would recover in a few months do it now before more children have to suffer and that creature grows in strength
The doctor sonics the transmitter onto the roloclaurus and it once it loads of times flies away incredibly fast across the stars
SARAH JANE SMITH:Well you didn't have to kill it that's good
ARGON LEADER:Thank you doctor
THE DOCTOR:It was my honour Anyday Anyday
ARGON LEADER:How can I repay you?
THE DOCTOR:I am sorry but you can never repay me too hard and trust me I have always searched for ways.
ARGON LEADER:If I ever find a way to repay you I will straight away
THE DOCTOR:Bye then
ARGON LEADER:Bye doctor I have work to do organising the electricity rations
THE DOCTOR:You will find away to get that electricity through them mines
ARGON LEADER:I am sure I will Bye Doctor
THE DOCTOR:Bye
Argon Leader walks away curiously wondering through the expression in his eyes whether he will ever see the doctor again
SARAH JANE SMITH:Roloclaurus whatever next I have seen Mummies,Androids,Daleks,Cybermen and now this How can i cope with this new life I lead
THE DOCTOR:You are only a journalist Have a jelly baby?
SARAH JANE SMITH:I want a green one please
The Doctor takes a green jelly baby out of the bag and puts it in her hand
SARAH JANE SMITH:Lovely Taste mmmmm!!!
THE DOCTOR:I can tell you are not coping without Harry
SARAH JANE SMITH:It is just that I keep thinking of how things would have been different if Harry had stayed How he would ave faced antimatter then mummies then androids and then a big jellyfish like Roloclaurus
THE DOCTOR:I miss Harry aswell but Sarah I think their are times when we all have to move and not be glued to the past
The Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith step in the tardis and it dematerialises
End of Flashback
ARGON LEADER:Without you our next generation would have been wiped out by that roloclaurus
THE DOCTOR:Watch out Argons they have holded their tensions for a while now but they are getting read to fire
SOLDIER:FIRE!!!
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM:Shoot Them!!! Kill them all!!!
Argons try to escape
COMMANDER BROACH:After them
Argons shoot successfully at PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM and COMMANDER BROACH
PM DARREN HALLOINGHAM/COMMANDER BROACH:AAAAARGH!!!
OFFICER:FIRE!!!
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
Argon killed by Officer
THE DOCTOR:come with me
The doctor,Amy and the argon leader quickly duck and escape down a corridor
AMY:So you have met the doctor before
ARGON LEADER:Yes Thats right he saved our children
THE DOCTOR:From the Roloclaurus He saved us because I had saved the argonian children it was his way of repaying him after i told him that he couldn't repay me 17 years ago in his timeline but in mine it was about 215 years ago I was a completely different man back then
ARGON LEADER:To me you are the same man
THE DOCTOR:My rules Who I am What I do are always the same passed down for all the timelords but my personality change in different ways when I change my face it is strange you recognised us
ARGON LEADER;Us Argons have so good smell we could smell you out and feel your emotions we knew you were introuble
THE DOCTOR:You never told me your species had these sorts of abilities
ARGON LEADER:Anyway before I go to fight these humans I have a very important for you doctor.Do you know about Pandorica and those cracks?
THE DOCTOR:Yes what about them
ARGON LEADER:They have been wiped out of existence
AMY:Well that is good
THE DOCTOR:How?
ARGON LEADER:Their has become a new threat aliens of legend are invading the universe suspending the cracks and the threat of Pandorica temporarily you know about that technology don't you
AMY:What about the technology?
ARGON LEADER:It is not human
THE DOCTOR:We know it came from a crashed boiler tube
ARGON LEADER:You must have realised that the technology was beyond any known races ever at any period time
THE DOCTOR:Yes I did get on with it
ARGON LEADER:The technology came from a vastly advanced and developed spaceship which's inhabitants throw these out to replace them with better and better it is a constant activity
THE DOCTOR:Who could have built that technology?What aliens from legend?What else do you know?
ARGON LEADER:I don't anyway else other than the prophecy that if the one called the doctor doesn't act quick enough then the battleday will be a defeat and the whole universe shall to the aliens who were hidden in legend for so long now ready to rise.
THE DOCTOR:Now you are getting me incredibly worried
AMY:Anyway thanks for your help and I really hope we see you again
ARGON LEADER:I hope to see you again
The Argon Leader leaves them to battle the new war against the human empire
On the surface
Bullets firing smoke forming and fires burning in the air
SOLDIER:Fire
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
OFFICER:Kill them all
SOLDIER:Fire
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
SOLDIER:Their is too many of them
Argon Leader Aprroaches
ARGON LEADER:Humans surrender we have two warships ready to destroy this planet
ACTING PRIME MINISTER ADAM JONES:We have three heavily armed spaceships Fire!!!
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
Argon Warship
ARGON:We are losing shields
ARGON COMMANDER:AAAAARGH!!!Evacuation Hull Breach Immediate Evacuation
ARGON LIEUTENANT/COMMANDER/OTHER ARGONS:AAAAAARGH!!!
Control Desk explodes and kills everyone on the bridge
Human Spaceship approaches and gives a critical blow and the Argon Warship is destroyed
Human Spaceship
CAPTAIN:Well done target the other warship
OFFICER:Reroot power to shields now
AMANDA:I can't the system is stuck we are defenceless
CAPTAIN:Immediate Retreat and Evacuation
AMANDA:Manoeuvre Impossible sir Warp Drive Disabled
OFFICER:Reroot all the power to the teleport system
AMANDA/OFFICER/CAPTAIN:AAAAARGH!!!
Human Spaceship Explodes after Further Argon Warship Attack
Hall
AMY:What are you going to do doctor?a new massive war is breaking out
THE DOCTOR:The Ships will be destroyed then more and more ships will be called i can't end this war it is too big and I created it
AMY:Are you sure you can't stop it?Don't Give up yet doctor
THE DOCTOR:Two whole empires are at war
The Doctor starts crying
AMY:What is wrong?
THE DOCTOR:Nothing's Wrong
AMY:Doctor I understand you are upset but you have to get over it
The Doctor starts ripping up things,knocking things over and starts properly vandalising the hall
AMY:Stop It!!!You Will et yourself into more trouble
THE DOCTOR:It is all my fault I created war you are still not getting it Amy
AMY:It is not worth vandalising the place
THE DOCTOR:This is all part of history it always has been I created this because of me stealing that box and getting the Argons to rescue me.This is the war that becomes World War 8 and technically the first intergalactic war.It all starts here through me in the 63Rd century and it all ends in the 78Th century with all the Argons wiped out of existence their world like earth without humans predators and all sorts locked inside a cold green skied world with red seas and blue soil with something missing intelligent humanoids and it was all because of me and 75% of the human empire that ever lived in them centuries died because of me
AMY: I'm sorry it happened but their is nothing we can do about this it is just history bad things happen you just have to recover quickly and move on doctor
THE DOCTOR:You still don't understand Amy this is the war that turns the human race fully evil they had their evil moments before but this war changed them like what happened to my own race and I was forced to kill them the human race turns into a race only bothered on extending the empire across the empire killing and killing and I created their passion for this I turned your race Amy into the daleks a copy of the evil of the daleks not in a casing but in the mind They end up enslaving most of the universe nothing compares to what they end up turning into because of me
AMY:You couldn't stop it doctor you very just unlucky you turned out to be the one who creates a war which must happen anyway
THE DOCTOR:I was so tempted all the time to go back and stop this war because I
loved the Argons so much and I wanted to stop all the suffering from happening and
in all this time I have just realised it was me who created this terrible war
AMY:It is still not entirely your fault humans always had it in them and I am sure the Argons would have turned up some time and caused the war
THE DOCTOR:No they wouldn't of the Argons are peace lovers who only fight for their heroes and exceptional circumstances I was their only hero they were a isolated race they would have never went to war if it wasn't for me
AMY:Come on grumpy face you said to me before that the human race was gentle in hundreds of thousands of years in the future maybe this war helps them evolve and see their faults and become kind across the universe
THE DOCTOR:Yeah I suppose that is right
AMY:So you're acts ended up doing good in the end don't forget that
THE DOCTOR:Come on into the tardis Amelia Jessica Pond restaurant just for you don't you forget that I promised you I would never forget that
The doctor and Amy go in the tardis and it dematerialises
15,018 years later
ARGON:I am last of my race killing me would be genocide.You do not need to kill me.
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:WE have to protect our empire if you escape your species will grow again and we will go to war again and your side could win no we definitely must kill you
ARGON:I am the last of my race you can't destroy me you have destroyed us all and you are now going to destroy me for your empire you evil people.All I have ever wanted is peace.
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:We have to wipe out your race forever your race destroyed 75% of the entire empire and you shall pay for it
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:Soldiers kill him we must to defend our empire
ALL SOLDIERS:Fire
Bullets are fired consecutively and kill the argon
ARGON:AAAAARGH!!!
OFFICER:That is it now with the Argons destroyed we can start to rebuild our empire again the universe shall be sorry we shall rise and conquer the universe enslaving everyone in our paths to ultimate glory we shall become the rulers of the universe
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:Yes indeed launch the probes we need to explore more into space and yes our empire shall begin now we shall begin our conquest of the universe the human empire shall very soon rule the entire universe
OFFICER:Yes Sir
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:Glory shall be upon us very very soon because the human empire shall rule forever over the inferior species's of this universe we shall rule as the superior rulers of the universe
OFFICER:We have found a planet with a unintelligent easily enslavable race this is our next target
PM DOUGLAS CAMPTON:we will launch our spaceships tomorrow and plan our mission today
OFFICER:We certainly will be around the universe as the best species in the universe we definitely shall rule over this entire universe
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